‘Just a little longer.’ ‘Hang on, Bertholdt.’ ‘Stay with me.’
from chp 24 of worst weapon ;-;
first kiss
guard cat
the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
i project so much onto bertholdt it’s unreal
Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.
"I would punch a Nazi" also included Zionists fyi
Okay Ik I’ve said this before but I think the influx of Bertholdt/Reibert hate from that one guy who made like 20 accounts had the opposite effect. I’ve been seeing soooo much more Bertholdt and Reibert stuff on my dash as of recent and I’m so happy about it, ty number1Bertholdt_hater!!
tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball
stg the only time we ever saw bertholdt truly get mad was when armin lied to him saying annie was being tortured, and when zeke absolutely clapped reiner. like he was so ready to nuke that monkey istg. and people say he didn’t care for either of them and hated them (mostly reiner)
I'm thinking in unhealthy amounts about kind of AU where Reiner and Bertholdt stay with Scouts after their reveal and are sort of adopted by Hange (the plushies to blame). I'm mostly writing down ideas about how this happened and what the consequences could be, although I don't have a big brain like Isayama's, so I'm cooking and will probably burn the stove LMAO but I want to get it out of my head and make it other people's problem. We are just having fun folks ✨