Ok So Correct Me If I’m Just Going Crazy But Falco N Gabi Parallel Bertholdt And Reiner Right RIGHT

I'm going to die soon, but I'll die without regrets. Or that's what I'd like to say.

Mikasa wondering where she went wrong and thinking to herself “I raised my baby bro to be a lil cinnamon roll, not some deviant”.

Portrait of my favorite AoT character, my dear and discreet guy: Bertholdt ❤️

ok uh i posted a chatfic which will have a light plot but if you’re not into them just ignore its existence on my profile i have a guilty pleasure for them im sorry 😭

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63453226

also it’s just my humour. i’m a 16 year old girl so take that with what u will lmfaooo but tbf in the modern au i feel like this is how they’d all act (yes mikasa would act like this some people forget the ackerman curse doesn’t exist. i saw her in the post credits scene)

ok anyway enjoy if you want LOL

:3

I imagine Annie doing dirty jokes to Armin while having conversations. Why? Idk, ask hitch, her fault, she influenced Annie in the bad way. Like, let’s imagine he just teases her:

Armin- You know, you’re pretty short

Annie- then put some inches in me

Armin- what-?

Annie- Yours, preferably

Armin- EXCUSE me?

Annie- Nothing

Things similar to this at least

KAPSJAYSIKSLSÆPPAKSUSUWJAÅ

Anoooonnn xD!!!!!

THO YOU'RE RIGHT!!! In the early days of their relationship Armin is set into believing that he's the one with the dirty jokes (because he has suuuuuch a big vocabulary he comes up with filthy words a normal person would never have heard) and it's all well and good because Annie's shyyy and she blushes easilyyy and he enjoys the light slaps she lands on his mouth when he affectionately drops some dirty joke that is so bad it's good xD

UNTIL.

Annie løses her shyness as time passes and becomes comfortable enough to shoot all of those dirty jokes back - with twice the effectiveness. Because girl has a SHORT vocabulary and a brilliant poker face and maaaannnnn she's never enjoyed seeing a man in an apron frying eggs turn crimson in the face after telling him "to put some inches in her"

It's over for him from that point. He can't win. Losing streak. RIP.

(good for her tho 😌)

"bertholdt, that thing does NOT look like me"

Day One: First kiss