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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

Remus: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Sirius: What if it bites me and it dies?

Remus: That means you're poisonous.

Sirius: What if it bites itself and I die?

Peter: That's voodoo.

Sirius: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Remus: That's correlation, not causation.

Sirius: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

James: That's kinky.

Remus: Oh, my god.

Draco: I want a baby soon. You were right. I want a family. I've always wanted a family, and I want one with you because I love you.

Hermione: The man who hates being human wants to make another human?

Draco: Yes, something like that.

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Reblog if you are LGBT+ and don’t feel any hatred towards ally straight people. Reblog if you are straight and don’t feel threatened by LGBT+

but but but what if they say they are an ally and aren’t really accepting?

Annabeth explains “YOLO”

Percy: What’s “YOLO”?

Annabeth: It’s an Acronym for You Only Live Once.

Percy: And whats that supposed to mean?

Annabeth: It basically means flirting with death.

Nico: *bats eyelashes flirtatiously* Well Hello There.

Hermione: Draco, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Draco: No, I don't.

Hermione: [holding up cherries] What are these?

Draco: Tiny apples.

Hermione: [points to pumpkins] And what are those?

Draco: Halloween apples.

Sirius: If we need more evidence, we will get more evidence!

Remus: Yeah, because that’s a really good way to solve crime isn’t it? Decide who’s guilty and then find out some evidence. I tell you what, why don’t we just lock him in a dark room and torture him until he confesses? That might be quicker!

Remus: (to James) ...why...why are you writing that down?

James Potter: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Lily Evans: Since when do you ask for permission?