Holy Shit Dude

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

You can only reblog this today.

[After a fight]

James: Are we friends again?

Sirius: No.

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: We're brothers.

James: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

McGonagall: I assume you realise this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this room.

Sirius: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Sirius: You know you're not my mum, right?

McGonagall: You stop acting like my child, I'll stop acting like your mother.

I’m rereading prisoner of azkaban and fully appreciating how wild it is that of all the people ron could have made friends with, it’s the guy whose parents were murdered by his pet rat. 

How did you get it exactly right?!?!?!?

You aren’t afraid of being alone in the dark, you’re afraid of not being alone in the dark. (source)

Sirius: I am really bothered by the fact that gay marriage is illegal just because some people think it's disgusting. I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE!

James: What's wrong with you, peas are delicious.

Remus: Gay people are delicious too.

Sirius: no dessert for you until you eat all your gays.

Lily, just walking in: what

Remus, deadpan: be quiet and eat your gays

Hi, my name is Toony/Trickster, a nonbinary, black, disabled, autistic, queer 18 year old and I’m getting kicked out of my house by my abusive, transphobic mother for having a panic attack.

Yesterday my mom and I got into an argument where she slapped me, called the police on me twice (for no reason, and she often does this knowing damn well I’m terrified of the police), punched me and slammed my hand into a door to the point where I couldn’t move it.

Along with this, she called me retarded, mocked me for crying after she hurt me and said “she can’t handle me being trans due to the mental illness aspect.” During the instance where she slammed my hand into the door, the beginning of the frame began to crack and the door can’t shut correctly.

I don’t know how long I have here and I need to find a place to live, prefably in the Western Massachusetts area near Springfield so I can get to school and work.

If you think you can help me, or provide anything in this situation, my inbox is open. My CashApp is $tuxedosam , and any amount of money will go towards an apartment or transportation to work or school.

Please reblog and spread this as much as you can, I need to get out of here.

Harry, jokingly: And I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick.

Hermione: No offence, but you’re the sidekick.