“You Treat An Outside Wound With Rubbing Alcohol. You Treat An Inside Wound With Drinking Alcohol.”

Remus Lupin: Your mood swings are so annoying.

Sirius Black: No no its not mood swings its emotional parkour.

James: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee.

Severus: That's funny cause I hate you, all the damn time.

I'm gay and want to launch Donald Trump into a dying star

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

I’ll go first …

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Sirius: I am really bothered by the fact that gay marriage is illegal just because some people think it's disgusting. I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE!

James: What's wrong with you, peas are delicious.

Remus: Gay people are delicious too.

Sirius: no dessert for you until you eat all your gays.

Lily, just walking in: what

Remus, deadpan: be quiet and eat your gays

McGonagall: I assume you realise this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this room.

Sirius: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

James Potter: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Lily Evans: Since when do you ask for permission?

Sirius: James, have you seen Lily?

James: I'm not seeing Lily!

Sirius: ...What?

James: What?