it’s so funny when people are like “being nice is free” and “kindness costs nothing” and then they are the worst fucking person you have ever met
so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper
Waiting for the school theatre director to announce the spring musical is killing me... apparently she said it would be announced in 'a couple hours', but that was 4 hours ago.
I was out this this cute girl and I think we were really hitting it off, then she asked what kind of comics I make. I told her, and then as she looked at them on her phone, recognition came over her face.
Her: "oh...OH MY GOD... ARE YOU THE BIKE CUCK GUY???"
Me: "Y-yeah..."
Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Her: "WAIT, HOLD ON, I GOTTA SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS."
She asked the people at the table behind us if she could borrow one of their phones for a second to pull up something on the browser. Then she held their phone somewhat in front of hers and took a photo of me along with it.
I never asked for the photo so here is my approximate recreation of what I think it looked like:
She was busy texting seemingly all of her friends as we finished our meals and stood up, when I decided to pipe up again.
Me: "Um, y-you know wh-what would make the happiness in the world increase..."
She looked up from her phone with a sly smile.
Her: "What?"
Me: "I-if...if we k-- um, kissed..."
Her amused smile slowly descended into an absolutely indiscernible neutral expression.
then, after a pause
it rose again into a smile
Her: "You... are so cute. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
I closed my eyes tight, and gently puckered my lips, bracing for a kiss.
Then she slapped my ass so hard that there is still a palm print on it.
I made a cardboard model of Festus the Celestial Bronze automaton dragon.
Someone should make one of those 'only eating food from (1 or 5) star restaurants for a day!' Youtube videos but for three star restaurants so people will assume it means Michellin stars. Little does they know it is really just referring to regular star reviews given on yelp and google and such. Then they click on it and end up just watching a guy run around to the most mediocre restaurants in their area.
As a kid learning about the holocaust, I never understood how people could let Nazis rise to power. But now I’m watching it happen in real time.
He had to live off just his clothes and a sword for most of his memorable life, so the second he gets a permanent place to live and a stable environment, he goes out of his way to fill his space with cool things that make him happy since he now is able to have things with no function or use other than just being cool and fun. Nico Di Angelo would totally be a maximalist, and he takes regular trips to the city with Will just to visit a bunch of thrift stores and antique shops. There is no shelf or table in the Hades cabin that does not have some sort of statue, picture, bone, or book on it.
headcanon that nico di angelo is actually very maximalist, and the hades cabin soon looks like an old antique store
I have absolutely no idea what this blog will hold. random thoughts? art? stories? probably just whatever comes to mind. you can call me Iris. she/her
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