Emimike Youtubers AU

The Crispino twins have a famous Youtube channel where they explain and talk about Italian culture and language

Emil has a vlog channel where he posts his adventures travelling and doing extreme sports

His next trip is scheduled to be in Italy, where he’s going to climb the Alps (and vlog about it, of course)

Because he likes researching the places he’s about to visit, he starts looking around for Italian Youtube channels

He stumbles upon a “Things foreigners do in Italy that you shouldn’t do”

He watches the full 15 minutes video without understanding a word because all he can do is look at the beautiful boy with light brown hair and violet eyes and the most beautiful and cute Italian accent he’s ever heard

He hastily writes them an email explaining he’ll be in Italy soon and he’d love to do collab videos with them

Thank god Sara reads the email (Michele would have just trashed it without even reading it)

She actually follows Emil’s channel sometimes and thinks he’s a really fun guy and collab’ing with him might bring them a lot of new followers

She accepts and books a room for her and Michele in the Alps in the same hotel where Emil will be staying

She doesn’t tell Michele anything until two days before they need to leave

Michele is furious but tags along anyway

He regrets it right away when he finds out he’s afraid of heights and he has to climb a fucking mountain

Emil encourages him, tells him it’s perfectly safe

They of course vlog the whole thing that will eventually be edited and posted to Emil’s channel

They manage to get through the day without any of them getting hurt, but Michele is fucking pissed because Sara had a lot of fun and he thinks she might be developing feelings towards this guy

What does she even see in him

The next day they all head back to Napoli

Emil and Sara talk the whole time and it’s clear they hit it off

Michele is ready to punch a wall

Emil brings them flowers and chocolates when he gets to their house to film the video that will be posted to the twins’ channel

He has to pronounce Italian words and sentences and Michele bitches about every little mistake he makes

(their followers think it’s hilarious and it’s just a persona Michele has built for himself for their channel’s sake, but in fact he’s really like that)

Emil has to go back to the Czech Republic

Michele feels something that if he was a little bit less of a dork he would identify as “regret over being so pissy the whole time and not trying to spend some quality time with the beautiful Czech boy”

The followers of both channels come together to create a new joined fandom because they didn’t miss the way Emil looked at Michele the whole time with those puppy eyes and they ship it hard

Emil and Michele are both oblivious about this, but Sara finds a fanart of them and starts following what people on tumblr are saying

She doesn’t actually want to read fanfiction about her own twin being fucked by Emil (though she occasionally reads some of the fluffy stuff), but she makes an incognito sideblog where she shares all Emimike content (that’s the official ship name) because honestly she ships it hard

(and it’s not like she was ever interested in Emil herself since she prefers girls)

After a few months Emil finds out about people shipping them and he retweets a sfw fanart of them holding hands and captions it “big mood”

Emimike shippers absolutely lose their shit

Sara shows it to Michele and he just about drops dead on the spot

The next morning Emil shows up at their door and Sara leaves them to talk

When she gets back after two hours (which she thought should have been enough), she hears Michele and Emil and they’re very much not talking

She leaves again as soon as she realizes what’s happening

Months later Emil posts a video called “We’re engaged!”

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Matt and Trey: *create an entire episode focused on Bebe when all the boys (except Tweek, lol) fell for her because her titties start to grow*

*Bebe hides her body under a box for doesn’t getting loved just for her body but her soul and intelligence and for getting treat equally*

Almost every South park fanfiction: “Through the years Bebe Stevens didn’t change that much: she’s still a bottle blondy bitch who had do half of the school and have the biggest breats of the Universe shallalallalà”

But…

Matt And Trey: *create An Entire Episode Focused On Bebe When All The Boys (except Tweek, Lol) Fell For

My little daughter…

She isn’t…

I don’t understand… Why her?

My poor little angel didn’t born to be the slut of the school. (And that’s not slut shaming: there’s nothing wrong with a girl or a boy who has an attive sexual life. That doesn’t make you a bitch.

But in south park fanfiction a girl with big boobs is OBVIOUSLY the stupid slut.)

So, listen everyone: Bebe is interested in other people’s opinions and she’s often into the fashion of the moment (but in a way very similar to Kyle’s case: enthusiasm of the moment, that passes then and doesn’t delineate you as a person) but she hasn’t loved to be treated as an object neither to feel herself called “whore” from her best friend and from the other children.

Bebe has CLEARLY made to notice also a certain contempt for her mother, “the most beautiful chicks of the class” and she doesn’t want to be like her at the cost to hide herself inside a box.

I mean, a long time ago I have read a story in my native language called “Bebe in the city of the stars.” It was awesome , believe me. I will have reread it thousand times.

The story is divided among the adolescence of Bebe, Kyle and Cartman (infact the principal pairing is Kyman, despite they’re not the true protagonists) and all three have been built marvelously with fears, defects, merits and doubts. Beautiful. (And Cartman and Kenny are best friend and they’re perfect).

But now we speak of Bebe: she, in this story, wasn’t the queen of the school, neither one of the most popular girls. She was an outcast.

She was still friend with Wendy, but she was higher and higher than the blondie (because Wendy is strong. She doesn’t need a vote by the others for as he dresses, for thing she says or for the people that she frequents: she is sure of herself and she wins. She shine as a star.

Bebe doesn’t.

Bebe is insecure.

Bebe ends up being under draught both from the other girls that from the expectations of her own mother (the old scholastic queen).

And Bebe is sick. Both inside and outside.

And Kyle try to help her, but how to deal and face the problem of a girl that wants to reach unattainable standard stopping eating and taking pills to induce vomit?

That story, as sayd from the author herself, has delineated just a possible future Bebe. But it is believable and it keeps in mind of the aspects that delineates the character of this girl. And that’s not a buttle blonde bitch.

I know that the greatest part of the times Bebe is only a character of background. But, as writer, I finds intolerable and quite sad to for the character when a characterization is not given, or when the one already existing get snobbed because “I can think only about the two protagonists, eh, is not like I can give characterization to more people together. It is difficult.”

No!

Writing lets the possibility to create lives. Lives that however must be believable and formed. Not outlines of paper to be attached to the background and to use only “in chapter eleven”!