Himiko & Emotional Intelligence

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

Bisexuals and biromantics are valid, like all the other sexual or romantic attractions.

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Art.

when u try to write a 1115 fanfic but too sleepy to actually write it properly

‘Why does everyone think I’m gay??“ Uno whined, as he kept making weird gay noises

he rolled to jyugo, expectin a legit answer from that sensitive lil shit, but all juuGO did was showin an annoying smirk

"I dunno, ask hajime”

“it’s like u ask me to kill myself” uNO is anGERY, he stood uP fRom his sEat then leans closer to his future babejyu motherfucking go “Hun let’s find out now”

as an inexperienced angsty teenager, jyugois le surprised when uno put his hand around him

jyugo is no gay. at least he thought he no gay

but uno’s sudden hug made him realize

hE gaY 4 UunO

“bitch dont” jyugo refused, pushed uno 2 kilometers away- breaking the door and the walls with his inhuman supapawaa

“bABE WHY’” Uno YyellEd agAiN

“i duNNO” jyUgO anSweREd

they can see hajimeme coming from da west side of da building, carrying his loli little brother-

oh u thought he was a she?

bitch pls

“KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER” MitsUrU appeRed ouTtA nowhere with his mic screaming bullshit

nIkO and rOkkU WEreDErE the whole timE, waITING FOR SUM YAOI BULLSHIT, SCREMS “JUST FUCK ALREADY”

“gUYS NO I THOUGHT THIS STORY IS GONNA BE HEARTWARMING” unO whIneD ONcE agAIN, tRYIn to gET uP from JyugO’s bitch pusH

“THIS iS nAnbAKa, YOOOOO” mITSUrUThrew his mic to uno sexy face makes hem bleeds every whiere

“I HAte yOu guYS” UNO SSCREaMS

“wELL wE hAtE yOu TOO”

uno, crying “wHAT?”

to his supurais, turois is stand dere, feelin he’s the sexiest motherfucker alive

which is not

the sexiest motherfucker is donaldduck

“This fight is pathetic. I won’t even consider this as a fight. It’s just a silly love quarrel.” turois being a fucking genious once again

“maMA TROISE hELP JYUGO REJECTED MEEEE” unoscremliek a lil biatch

“Hush, don’t worry, child. You know what to do.” mama tururuoispattedsuno’s bleeding coconut head “fuCKING THROW A BOMB AT HIM” turuoiS gAve sUm bOmBAS

“mOM NO”

“MOM YES”

“thAT’S IT IM CALLING GRANDMA AND PAPI”

“SHIT DONT CALL THEM”

“HOneYYYyYYyy, kIJI-SanNNNNNn”

“chILD NO THEY’LL DISOWN ME IF THEY KNOW I PLAY WITH FIRE”

jyugo woke up, thinking how the fuck did he pass out by pushin some bitchy boi bit nvm dat this is motherfucking nanbaka

“holy shit” jyugo says. “I gotta save uno” he says

but then he realizes he gayed

da thing is he wanna savsunO as a fwend but he had this ‘burning’ feelin inside him when he thinks of uno

musashi get out

“oh shit I’m gay” he snapped

hE TURNS HIS FUCKNGH ARMS TO MOTHEEFUCKING BLADES AND THE N TWEY CHOWPPED THEIR FCUKING HAIRS THEYALL GO BALD EXWCEPT UNO

AND HAJIMEME

“back off bitches” he sassED “datsmai boi ur messing with”

“ohshit” says everyone

hajimem is dere, crying, why the fuck am I bald from the start, he mumbles

“move, I’m gay” jyugo the petty motherfucker pushed hajime away

hajims wanna pumchs his backu but he too amaZeD by jyugo’s motherfucking reD sparkles

jyugo is in front of another sexy motherfucker, uno

“you, me, bed, now”

and then they fucked and it was beautiful.

Can we stop calling pairings between literally someone such as a 17 year old dating someone who’s 18 or 19 years old pedophile? There’s a difference between an older person preying on someone too young to even know what sex is and a relationship between people who just happen to be over and under 18.

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

I love Kaminari, but I will throw him under a bus if Bakugou so much as has a hint of a crush on Jirou lol

trans men:

are men

dont have to bind, change their pronouns/name, take t, or have any surgeries

dont have to dress or act masculine

can be any sexuality

are still men

protests in russia, 9.09.2018

sorry for the long post, but i won’t hide it under read more, you’ll have to see this, boo hoo.

@ rich educated students living in europe or america, studying “russian culture” in their universities and wishing you lived here, or Woke ppl thinking all russians support their government’s actions and do nothing to stop them,

i cannot believe how lucky, privileged and naive yall are.

protests against retirement pension age reforms took place all over russia yesterday. they were unsanctioned, because in russia you’re supposed to apply for the authorities to let you host a protest; otherwise everyone is arrested and beaten up. which is what happened yesterday. these people were out on the streets protesting the recent change in retirement age (it was moved forward, thus making the chance of the government just keeping your money if you die before reaching the retirement age, which happens very often here as russians in general don’t have a long life span thanks to atrocious medical care system and the lack of resources)

stats: more than a 1000 people arrested, including old people, teenagers and children; people beaten up, some of them wounded or with broken limbs, some old people requiring urgent medical care; most of community organisers and opposition leaders detained before the start of the protests. (https://tvrain.ru/news/ovd_info-471172/)

all for a peaceful protest. some of these people knew what to expect, because this is how most of protests end here. some didn’t, and were old and frail, or young, and just wanted to express their discontent. they were treated violently, ruthlessly and cruelly. this is what my country is today.

i am enraged. i am grieving. i HATE that the rest of the world doesn’t care, that the west make all russian developments about themselves and the western media only reports russian news connected to the american elections. i hate that no one ever mentions or notices the suffering of the people, the people arrested and jailed for nothing, the people tortured to death in prisons, oleg sentsov’s hunger strike going on for over 100 days and counting, the murdered journalists, the unbelievably widespread and obvious corruption, the spread of religious propaganda in all civil affairs including education and medicine. nothing changes, nothing ever will. i hate this. 

and this post won’t get more than like, 15 notes, most of them likes from my fellow russians. people i know in europe tell me to my fucking face that they consider putin’s regime “strong and powerful”, american commies post memes about stalin and lecture ME, A CRIMEAN TATAR, on how the soviet union was beneficial for the people. i can’t express the kind of despair i feel every day.

picture sources 1, 2, также фотограф: давид френкель, tvrain channel

Matt and Trey: *create an entire episode focused on Bebe when all the boys (except Tweek, lol) fell for her because her titties start to grow*

*Bebe hides her body under a box for doesn’t getting loved just for her body but her soul and intelligence and for getting treat equally*

Almost every South park fanfiction: “Through the years Bebe Stevens didn’t change that much: she’s still a bottle blondy bitch who had do half of the school and have the biggest breats of the Universe shallalallalà”

But…

My little daughter…

She isn’t…

I don’t understand… Why her?

My poor little angel didn’t born to be the slut of the school. (And that’s not slut shaming: there’s nothing wrong with a girl or a boy who has an attive sexual life. That doesn’t make you a bitch.

But in south park fanfiction a girl with big boobs is OBVIOUSLY the stupid slut.)

So, listen everyone: Bebe is interested in other people’s opinions and she’s often into the fashion of the moment (but in a way very similar to Kyle’s case: enthusiasm of the moment, that passes then and doesn’t delineate you as a person) but she hasn’t loved to be treated as an object neither to feel herself called “whore” from her best friend and from the other children.

Bebe has CLEARLY made to notice also a certain contempt for her mother, “the most beautiful chicks of the class” and she doesn’t want to be like her at the cost to hide herself inside a box.

I mean, a long time ago I have read a story in my native language called “Bebe in the city of the stars.” It was awesome , believe me. I will have reread it thousand times.

The story is divided among the adolescence of Bebe, Kyle and Cartman (infact the principal pairing is Kyman, despite they’re not the true protagonists) and all three have been built marvelously with fears, defects, merits and doubts. Beautiful. (And Cartman and Kenny are best friend and they’re perfect).

But now we speak of Bebe: she, in this story, wasn’t the queen of the school, neither one of the most popular girls. She was an outcast.

She was still friend with Wendy, but she was higher and higher than the blondie (because Wendy is strong. She doesn’t need a vote by the others for as he dresses, for thing she says or for the people that she frequents: she is sure of herself and she wins. She shine as a star.

Bebe doesn’t.

Bebe is insecure.

Bebe ends up being under draught both from the other girls that from the expectations of her own mother (the old scholastic queen).

And Bebe is sick. Both inside and outside.

And Kyle try to help her, but how to deal and face the problem of a girl that wants to reach unattainable standard stopping eating and taking pills to induce vomit?

That story, as sayd from the author herself, has delineated just a possible future Bebe. But it is believable and it keeps in mind of the aspects that delineates the character of this girl. And that’s not a buttle blonde bitch.

I know that the greatest part of the times Bebe is only a character of background. But, as writer, I finds intolerable and quite sad to for the character when a characterization is not given, or when the one already existing get snobbed because “I can think only about the two protagonists, eh, is not like I can give characterization to more people together. It is difficult.”

No!

Writing lets the possibility to create lives. Lives that however must be believable and formed. Not outlines of paper to be attached to the background and to use only “in chapter eleven”!

Writing is magic.

Use that facing magic for let’s people see your worlds and be proud of them. In every shapes of them.

Sorry for my bad English and for possible mistakes. Thanks you so much for reading❤️

- anellope