Kofi Request For Anon: Submas Sacabambaspis

if your double-edged sword cuts you. then you should probably work on your technique

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

you guys wanna see the tiniest squid known right now

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

beyond it all do you recognize me?

this text shows up every morning when i get out of bed

overture

Raven is the best-written immortal in ANY series. He gives a good example on why undeath is bad.

Not only that, but:

-He actually USES the wisdom of his immortality to his advantage

-His story, told to us in Xrd After Story A, is a cautionary tale, and very realistic on how people might exploit such amazing powers

-He didn't gain it through some magic rock like Vandal Savage or The Immortal (Invincible), but through a weird, out-of-nowhere experience where he died and was resurrected.

-Was so tired of his powers that he tried to willingly take his own life on MULTIPLE occasions (which, realistically, someone without the ability to die would ALSO do).

-Literally the only thing he values is the only thing as immortal as him: pain.

In short, Raven is both a cautionary tale on how immortality is a bad thing and, as mentioned prior, a well-written character because of the tragedy that befalls him. And that makes him the BEST immortal in all of fiction, bar none.

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sillies.