A Few Of The More Creative Spellings Of Christmas I’ve Come Across While Looking For Dear Santa Letters

Friendship is not background noise to your love life!!!! Friends are not secondary characters in your romance plot!!!!

Fall in love with your friends! Treat them well! Treasure your friendships!

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

taking that guy out of situations and putting him in a loving polyamorous relationship

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

“kill the baby..kill the baby..” chat what im not gonna..im not gonna kill some baby haha. hes what, two? hes like, literally my son im not gonna-what, NO im not gonna kill the baby!! chat-chat look hes holding a ham..why would i kill something holding a little ham? “you need to purify the..” chat hes a BABY.

Death on a Pale Horse (source) I have not seen this William Blake painting posted here and it’s a shame

unloading the dishwasher liveblog !

Havent posted in a minute so here’s this

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