I Think It Would Be Funny If Crosshair (being The Edge Lord That He Is) Didn't Like Honor Movies Like

Second installment of my Parody Wars Bad Batch Edition is here! Tech is having some error messages, he doesn’t quite understand. Enjoy! ^-^

i hate that i will never not find this dialogue hilarious [ID: The scene of Andy giving codenames from Parks and Rec, with the characters from Star Wars The Mandalorian, instead. Fennec says "From this point on, we will be using codenames. I will be 'Eagle One.' Bo Katan is 'Been There Done That.'" Bo has her face in her hands, "Boba is 'Currently Doing That'" (Boba says Yeah! I am! as he and Fennec high five) "Cobb is 'It Happened in a Dream Once.' Koska is 'I'd Be Lying If I Said I Haven't Thought About It.' Mando is... 'Eagle Two.'" Din looks relieved through the helmet as he says "Oh thank the gods." /END ID]

Quick reminder.

CANONICALLY, this is what the Clones look like.

So I don’t EVER wanna hear “the Bad Batch ARENT white washed” EVER AGAIN

BECAUSE THIS

IS NOT THE SAME SKIN TONE AS THIS

I blame @silkling for giving me Rescue Bots feels and the need to do this.

I made mention of the idea of the Cons detecting the Sigma Ship before and felt the need to do something. Might add onto this at some point for sure.

So enjoy?

Who Needs a Rescue? Pt 1

It must be some Autobot trick.

When Soundwave informed him of the ship's signal, Megatron knew better than assuming the mech had been joking. There's no way such a ship should or could still even exist. That, after all this time, it was travelling towards this horrible mudball of a planet. Not until Soundwave brought up the signal and the ship's predict path that he had no choice but to believe.

Rescue Bots…

A caste of Cybertronians that he was quick to deal with at the start of the war. They claimed they wanted no part in the war, would remain neutral, would aid anyone who needed help. They showed up at every battle and assist anyone that still had a spark beating in their chests. It didn't matter if they were Autobot, Decepticon or fools that had yet to choose.

The Rescue Bots followed their pathetic motto to the very end.

Megatron had to humour them for a bit, but when it became clear over time that they were becoming a problem. After all, they were aiding the Autobots and Megatron couldn't allow that to happen for much longer. He made it known that the Rescue Bots needed to choose a side. That Decepticons were the true path for the future of Cybertron.

They didn't see his request as merciful as it was.

Their mistakes.

Now, there what could be the last of their kind—heading to this backward world for whatever reason. Didn't they have a clue of what happened? Of the war? Why broadcast their signal for anyone to pick up, drawing attention to themselves.

"Soundwave, what reason could this mudball bring an extinct caste here?"

Didn't need to explain anymore as Soundwave responds with Prime's foolish message to his remaining soldiers, calling them here. Yes, it would be the most logical reason as Optimus labelled the message priority Prime.

Now, Megatron had a choice to make. He could order Soundwave to shoot the ship down, be rid of the last of the Rescue Bots for all time.

But he was curious about how they still exist. How did they survive the fate that thousands of their caste failed to escape? It was a puzzle that naw away at his processor. How, how did this happen, and what could he do to correct this mistake?

If those Rescue Bots landed and joined forces with Prime on this organic world, they would boost the numbers the Autobots greatly needed. They could destroy the ship before it made landfall. While the Rescue Bots Megatron remembered from eons ago were pacifists by nature, who knows how they would react to the news that they were the last of their kind.

Megatron couldn't allow Optimus the chance to gain the upper hand over him.

But then there was the other side of the equation.

One, he must decide quickly.

"Soundwave, track the ship. Once it's close, bring it aboard," ordered Megatron, turning his back and walked away from his third.

"Whoever it is, we can't allow them to join Prime."

Once he gotten his hands on the ship, Megatron would then decide their fate.

I'm doing up some Gay Pride drawings and needed a t-shirt so I decided to make the Gay Agenda design into Star Wars (hense Taco Taungsday)

This is your reminder to not open this app on public transport because very well drawn fanart of immensely popular fictional character Obi Wan Kenobi kissing the Clone Commander of the 212th Attack Battalion will immediately appear on your screen and it will be awkward for everyone around you.

as lizzo says, truth hurts

how do i explain to normal people that i'm crying because of the identical cartoon men

Crosshair’s number is CT-9904, which means that he’s technically the youngest of the Bad Batch; aka he’s the “little shit” brother, which is now so funny to watch him have attitude with other people like Jessie and Kix.