American Psycho? No. American Femboy

reading this post gave me brain damage

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

poker night w the boys got me wanting to snuggle. texas holdem? more like texas hold me, bro

call me steel cut the way i’m oats

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

if either of u r on birth control when u fuckin that’s just practicing for a baby

no wierd dreams in #general please.

counterspell: jar of peanut butter

Set off the metal detector but instead of bringing out a regular sniffer dog it’s a guy in a fursuit and he’s reeeeeally excited

Free* House!!!!!

(*one (1) savage beating per month)

when you really think about it, the garden of eden is just a safe and cozy enclosure with soft grass and fruits