Exactly My Logic

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hello, do you have any personal HCs for jade?

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Starting off incredibly dumb, but... textually, I think she'd have a British accent. Think about it. The only person who'd have been able to teach the girl to speak would have been Grandpa Harley. Just take that how you will, honestly.

I think she'd have had some trouble starting up and getting in relationships on Earth C; a lot of messy codependence just resulting from her... isolation, so to speak. She'd get past it eventually, I just think it'd be a little tough.

During the first few months on the Yellow Yard trip, she always felt like she could hear or feel Becquerel next to her when she woke up before realising he wasn't there. Some side effects of the fusion.

She sheds hair. A lot. Her friends have to pick up dog fur for days after she stays over.

In terms of shipping, I actually like pairing her with Roxy & Calliope! I think she slots fairly well into their overall dynamic and I think all three of them would just... get eachother in a way that maybe most other characters wouldn't. Very heavy aro vibes there, I'd say.

She'd definitely have some kind of sciencey-type job post-canon, I wanna say nuclear physicist? I think she'd have a real interest in engineering in general (something to bond with Roxy over!) and she'd have a lot of fun finally getting to pursue that.

I think she's aromantic to a degree, definitely. I can't really pinpoint why, it just resonates with some of my experiences. I think she's neat.

She definitely uses her Witch of Space powers for the most mundane utilities whenever she has the opportunity - 'grab the remote' requires a person to stand up until you can just... y'know, levitate it.

I think she's probably the only Beta Kid who isn't a massive gamer - but I think she'd like two kinds of games and two kinds of games only. She's either playing Animal Crossing and curating cute animals or playing an FPS and topscoring. No inbetween.

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homestuck upd8 and calliope??

tbh i expected more for 413 but💔💔 i guess that seemed like?? sort of important? or something???

callies a cuteeieie though💚

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okay stuckies, you win

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can these ttwo PLEASE stop hold ing hands

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