My Friend Is Telling Me About The Lore Of Power Wash Simulator... I Am Learning Things

Shout out to the guy who was sitting next to my friend and I, who went to see the Barbie movie by himself and had the time of his life. I aspire to be you.

i saw several bugs today :D

Small Update: Found someone called False Knight, and they kicked my ass.

Started playing Hollow Knight, here's some updates --

• The sound design, atmosphere, and graphics are AMAZING. I love the art style.

• Had to remap my controls, though. It didn't make a lot of sense??? That's fine, though. I do that with a lot of games.

• The main character is adorable. I have no idea what their name is, so they're just being called Knight for now.

• Have I mentioned the art style is wonderful??

• And the sound???

• I have? Cool.

• Met Elderbug; he's chill

• Found a guy named Quirrel, and he's cool

• Found the shopkeeper; I think his name is Sly??? I think there was something weird going on with him; I have no clue. Outrageous prices at his shop, though.

• Met the mapmaker guy and his wife; cool couple, but man Cornifer needs to pay some attention to Iselda.

• Killed a boss, I think. All I remember is the subtitle of Mother, and it looked like a fly. It also exploded with little fly guys.

• Might have found a mini boss? Big bug that sends shockwaves, and has a big sword. Killed him too.

• Killing the tiny bugs that don't fight back makes me feel bad; they didn't do anything to me. I try to avoid them, unless I need health really bad.

• Found these one-eyed, worm guys in glass cases that make cute noises when they see me. I like them; they're cute. I'm also letting them out of the jars or whatever they're in, because they're nice.

• I still have no idea what is going on.

I just love how my friends swear I'm a demon.

JT is an actual demon

okay, I know they hear this a lot from me, but I swear @jumbleytumbles isn’t human

• they’re almost impervious to outside weather. they almost exclusively wear pants and a tshirt, maybe a hoodie, regardless of heat or cold. dry heat is their only weakness

• that being said, indoor climates do affect them, if it’s too cold or too hot inside a house or car, they bundle up, remove a layer, or ask to change the temp

• knows a shit ton of video game lore (mainly Skyrim)(has a rival in this area tho, she knows who she is)

• they’ve been referred to as “the spawn of satan” before, according to them

• their dad is weirdly good at starting fires in their fire pit, so maybe the satan thing has more truth to it

• owns six (6) souls that were exchanged for food

• has held a grudge against someone for over 4 years and counting

• while both of us were in a park looking for Cool Sticks, they find a desirable one, proceeds to pull a fucking fallen BRANCH from the brush and SNAPS a decent, staff-sized stick from it

• has an extremely evil demon OC that I occasionally see reflected in their personality. doesn’t seem too odd until I think of their idea that involves said OC tearing a little girl’s heart out

long story short, I don’t plan on angering them ever (you’ll never get my soul tho, JT)

Shout out to all my No Bones Bitches

I have successfully removed an assassin (bug) from my living quarters.

And THIS motherfucker is Henry

It's my dog's birthday today! He's eleven now! I will post pictures when he decides to let me.

I want to know what Kuriboh looks like shaved.

7-foot frame

rats along his rats

i have been sent a gift :O