Rengoku Is A Puppy…………

Love imagining nations at their meetings. Like oh look at their little assigned seats with their little cup of water and their little name plate with their little flag pin!

Aww they're showing off their little slideshows at their little podium! Oh no! England and France are having a little fight! Oh and America has a little plan to save the planet! And he broke the little podium with his fist!

Oh, and Germany has a little migraine! He's going to count to ten in his head because of what his little anger management coach taught him!

Oh and now they're on their little lunch break! They packed their little national dishes for lunch!

And the cycle repeats.

Humans are space.. pets? {Masterpost}

A little collection of Captain Crow’s entries to his data log so far to make your reading experience a little easier :) 

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"Vox Gossip, local nudist cat finally puts some fucking pants on!"

I hate it when I am scrolling through a tag of my favorite character and I just get a smut fanfic slapped in my face

For gods sake I once had to scroll trough a rengoku x y/n smut fanfic Like if you want to write a smut fanfic then just give a heads up and don’t force me to read through it

I just want see silly little rengoku post

Atomic Heart - Communism vs Capitalism

(animated sketches 1954)

“… The Soviets and Americans did their best to overcome differences of language and culture as they worked together. The language gap was not only a hurdle; it was an opportunity for the occasional prank. One of the US personnel taught a Soviet soldier guarding the entrance to headquarters to greet every American officer with the following words: ‘Good morning, you filthy son of a bitch.’ The soldier was proud when he said those words: his pronunciation was not perfect, but the message got through. Deane thought such episodes meant that the Soviets and Americans were learning to get along.”

—Serhii Plokhy, Forgotten Bastards of the Eastern Front: American Airmen behind the Soviet Lines and the Collapse of the Grand Alliance

Fumikage Tokoyami:

Brother this is embarrassing.

Eclipse: *holding him up like in Lion King*

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

FIFTEEN

YEARS TO DO THIS.

Mezo Shoji:

Why?

Eclipse:

You shouldn’t hold kids that are under 15 like this.

Declawing your humans

if we really apply the whole teeth are seen as threating to aliens or scary, who’s to say they won’t try something in order to make themselves feel more safe.

even more so if most aliens are prey.

what i’m saying is aliens are gonna do what we did to cats to us, but instead of taking claws they take teeth.

we can try our hardest but smiling to show your friendly is instinct for us, be honest have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t allowed to smile or laugh what did you do? laugh and smile right?

some aliens will know we’re trying to be friendly and we cant help it but that doesn’t always mean it’ll stop them from doing it.

also our teeth plays a big part in our social life. you have yellow teeth? you get bullied, you have a weird set of teeth? people will constantly ask questions about it, unless your old or a newborn baby no one will find missing teeth attractive. 

bad teeth usually equals bad hygiene which means your more likely to be sick and no one wants be around sick people.

im not even talking about eating either, our teeth is important!

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more little details noticed from others

given the whole Salutary Neglect and Alfred generally disliking Matthew upon first meeting him due to the whole French Catholic thing, on a scale from 1 to 10 how upset do we think Alfred was to see that Arthur’s new son getting all this new preferential treatment is literally identical to Alfred. feeling like you’re getting replaced is bad. getting replaced by your identical twin is probably its own living hell. I personally give it a nuclear 11 idk about yall.