Who Else Did This

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

yes hello? god? i'd like to make a trade in. this body? it's got some flaws, and isn't all i thought it'd be. i'd like a reimbursement, or a discount on a new vessel. thank you for your cooperation, i will be shopping here again

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

why is everyone so large now

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why are they all so large

did u come?

Yeah, out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

GAMING NEWS !!

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reblog to remind a trans person that no matter what they have or haven't been through as a trans person they're still trans and deserve to use that label

jesus no

"hey friends, i'm trans"

"hey guys, i'm a guy (sometimes)"

these are options; maybe not the best options based on your personal opinion but options nonetheless

um guys so I want to come out as trans to my friends but like… how do I do that?? They’ll definitely be accepting but like what do I say????

what

I had to close the inbox for a while. I get it you want to be the next pope but I've seen the same question 50 times at this point