Reblog To Kiss A Tgirl Cause She Needs It Rn Lol

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

yeah this works

imagine dragons for anglerfish must be like… oh the misery… my microscopic husband is attached to meee

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

ur telling me a ginger bred this man 😶‍🌫️

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.