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I have a Samsung that's a couple years old that Wikipedia calls a phablet due to its heft and scale (compared to new phones its average).

And let me tell you. What used to be this neat, if a little cumbersome device has become larger in my hands.

Or rather, my hands have got smaller. Thinner fingers, palms, fingernails and smoother skin.

This dang thing now slides out of my grip almost daily, and it's gotten to the point that I can't reliably use 1 hand all the time.

Estrogen is so surreal sometimes. Who's phone is this? These hands are mine but the phone is clearly meant for someone else.

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

YOU NOT SEE SO FAR

WORLD IS SNOW

My masterpiece

SHE FUCKING DEACTIVATED HER ACCOUNT WHAT THE FUCK

Am tarns, my tarns fren after me, pls do not tell them ehere I am, they are looking for this acct in an obsessed lover type of way, they say without the lover, send gelp

you'll live forever tonight

WORLD IS SNOW

is anyone else experiencing horrific impending doom and anxiety rn or is it just me