This just in, according to trump, EVERYONES a woman
(for context, he defined what a female and male is and specifically used "at conception" language and.. at conception, everyone is female. And ofc according to trump woman = female)
Can't believe there has never been a male president ever in this cuntry
Look Up
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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.
not sure; i'm on mobile (on iphone if that makes any difference) so i have no clue if it's just a rare exception or something else
WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
"I have depression." - character who has been through extensive therapy.
"I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!" - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.
"Leave me the fuck alone I'll be fine once I get over my stupid shit." - repressed character.
"It's fine I'm just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don't shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?" - ooooughhh now we're talkin
Kermit for Pope
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out
reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts
"friends don't look at each other like that" well okay you coward you do whatever you want however i WILL look at my friends like they're the most important thing in the world. i love them with my whole heart and i will hold their hand and stare at the stars not because i wanna fuck them but because they mean the world to me and i care about them. fuck you
she/her 🏳️⚧️i am a *minor*PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR DONATIONS, YOU ARE MAKING FRUITLESS ATTEMPTS
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