Yosuke Amemiya

not a dream

English is not my first language

accidents sometimes happen

today I confused the Once-ler with the word incel

that is all

maybe it would be cool to like- post something on tumblr, instead of stealing other people's humor via reblogging

well then, hello tumblr

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

yuppie getting a tarot reading: the Death card? does that mean i’m gonna die?

tarot reader: not necessarily, Death represents transformation. it could involve some real strife, but in fact it often indicates things turning around for the better. i mean, we’re barely two years into the new millennium, and with the economy increasingly globalizing i can reasonably predict big changes in your particular career, possibly even great fortune!

yuppie: oh hell yeah man

*the tarot reader draws another card*

tarot reader: oh. The Tower. mhm. that’s… yeah. interesting. ok.

*the tarot reader draws the next card, places it beside the previous one, and silently stares at both*

yuppie: …are there supposed to be two of those?

“While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.

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reblog if u like titties

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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