This Meme Is Inescapable On French Insta So I'm Posting It Here For All To Enjoy

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

"friends don't look at each other like that" well okay you coward you do whatever you want however i WILL look at my friends like they're the most important thing in the world. i love them with my whole heart and i will hold their hand and stare at the stars not because i wanna fuck them but because they mean the world to me and i care about them. fuck you

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

They call me the girl kisser because of the way I uhm. Uh. Well.

what.

i just woke up and was informed the pope has died via a friend

he then says that jd vance did it and called vance a rat bastard, then tried to get me to scream it across my house to inform the masses.

this is a great sadness to be having right after waking up

The fact that the assumed UHC shooter's last name is Mangione, Italian for "eats a lot", is personally hilarious. For years we've been saying we should eat the rich and then some dude named Big Eats went and fuckin did it.

chilled greese