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yuppie getting a tarot reading: the Death card? does that mean i’m gonna die?

tarot reader: not necessarily, Death represents transformation. it could involve some real strife, but in fact it often indicates things turning around for the better. i mean, we’re barely two years into the new millennium, and with the economy increasingly globalizing i can reasonably predict big changes in your particular career, possibly even great fortune!

yuppie: oh hell yeah man

*the tarot reader draws another card*

tarot reader: oh. The Tower. mhm. that’s… yeah. interesting. ok.

*the tarot reader draws the next card, places it beside the previous one, and silently stares at both*

yuppie: …are there supposed to be two of those?

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2025 is a good number, it’s a quarter of the way through the 20 hundreds and it’s got that nice set of 2s separated by only a 0. not bad. whatever happens this year at least it’ll be happening during a good number 😌

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i know it might feel brittle and gray but please hold on. tomorrow will be kinder

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controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

laundry, dishes, dog walks, taxes, eating, sleeping, breathing, dusting, calling your mom, going to work, washing the car and watering the plants all has to be done over and over and over again so why would finding happiness be any different