I Returned To Tumblr After A Hiatus And There's Hoards Of Them.. Holy Fuck...

I returned to Tumblr after a hiatus and there's hoards of them.. holy fuck...

I just spent like 2 hrs clearing my followers of that filth... please stop I beg you.. 😭😭😭

(Please God I Had To Block Like 15 Of Them Today)

(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

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6 years ago

Jumin, V, and Vanderwood reacting to MC being in so much pain bc of her period that she can’t move? (Kill me pls :’(( )

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I know period cramps suck, but hang in there <3 

Jumin

-You were essentially bedridden.

-The pain from your period was horrible. 

-If you even moved an inch, your uterus would attack. 

-Jumin was worried.

-But he didn’t show it very much.

-Honestly, it made you feel worse.

-Once or twice he came into your bedroom to comfort you or entertain you.

-But he let his maids take care of the rest, he knew his maids were competent enough to treat you right, so he saw no problem with it. 

-You weren’t a fan, but you felt like shit, so you didn’t complain. 

V 

-He had been through this before.. 

-Though she who shall not be named wasn’t as bad...

-When he realized the severity of your cramps, He became concerned.

-He made sure to take care of you as best as he could. 

-V would cuddle you, and let you squeeze his hand whenever your cramps got intense. 

-He’d go out and buy you some muscle relaxant if you needed it. 

-V is very good with periods. 

-Everyone needs a guy like V. 

Vanderwood

-He wanted you to get up and go help him at Seven’s place. 

-But you weren’t gonna do that. 

-You were in SOOOOO much pain. 

-And of course you expressed that with a string of cusses and groans. 

-He didn’t really know what to do.

-He didn’t know that women could get cramps as bad as you. 

-Innocent little shit..

-He was greatly concerned about you and decided to skip going to Seven’s.

-Vanderwood stayed home to try to take care of you. 

-He ended up buying a bunch of muscle relaxant, spoon feeding you chicken soup and cuddling with you. 

-Side note... While he was making the chicken soup, he freaked out and started rambling to himself about how he thought you were going to die or something,  

3 years ago
Ok, I Know No One Asked But....

Ok, I know no one asked but....

Here's a preview of an OC I'm currently working on!

I worked too hard on him to let him just fade into my sketchbook... so I'm gonna push him on Tumblr.

His name is Everett Bathory and he's a vampire guitarist for a band of ghouls lol. I'm not at home for another week so I can't finish them entirely yet, but I'll probably post sketches and backstories while I wait to get back to my art supplies at home!


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5 years ago
I'll Just Leave This Here...... 

I'll just leave this here...... 


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6 years ago

Vandy reacting to MC getting turned into a kid but she’s actually really sweet and well-behaved? Would he enjoy a day with her more if she wasn’t a little hellion?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!! I was lazy with this one and copy+pasted a few things from my other HC… so I hope you don’t mind lol. Even though I really don’t like writing/reading these types of headcanons… I did anyway, for you <3!! 

-You were messing around with seven’s inventions…

-When you came across a big red button.

-You couldn’t resist the urge to press it

-Once you did…

-You felt smaller…

-You were smaller

-You didn’t know what was going on. 

-despite everything going on, you remained calm.

-You weren’t about to cry and cause a scene.. 

-You just stayed silent. 

-Vanderwood started to get worried. 

-He hadn’t seen you in a while.

-He decided to search the bunker for you…

-He entered the room you were in.

 -There in front of him, was a young girl who looked almost exactly like you..

-She was even wearing your clothes… but smaller. 

-”Vwandwerwud” You babbled

-”MC?” 

-You nodded

-”How did this happen?”

-You pointing at the button. 

-”You pressed a button and now you’re a child…” 

-He left the room to find seven.

-”SEVEN!!! MC touched one of your useless inventions and now she’s a child.” Vanderwood yelled at the younger male. 

-”Turn her back to normal, NOW!” 

-Seven scratched the back of his head and laughed nervously.

-”You see… I can’t do that… “

-”Why?”

-”The effects last for a day more or less.” 

-”So you’re telling me I have to take care of my girlfriend as if she were a baby for A DAY?”

-”Yes” 

-Vanderwood grunted then walked back to the room you were in. 

-You were still in the same spot you were earlier. 

-You hadn’t touched anything.

-He sighed grabbing you and bringing you to the living room where you sat again in the same spot..

-He was very annoyed that you were a child.

-He honestly wished he could ask you what to do and how to care for a kid.

-But he was alone..

-You were surprisingly well behaved…

-But he still didn’t like taking care of you.

-He was constantly afraid that you’d wonder off and someone would get at you..

-So he kept you by his side… He didn’t like having to drag you around everywhere. 

-But you were defenseless, so he had no other choice. 

-Once you had finally turned back, he practically celebrated.

-His girlfriend was back!! 

-He made a mental not to never have kids… Too much anxiety…. At least you, in your adult form, could put up a good fight and send out an SOS signal if needed. 


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1 year ago
So... I Got Freecam And Now I Feel Like A God Lmao Also Used A Emote Mod For The One In The Bath And
So... I Got Freecam And Now I Feel Like A God Lmao Also Used A Emote Mod For The One In The Bath And
So... I Got Freecam And Now I Feel Like A God Lmao Also Used A Emote Mod For The One In The Bath And
So... I Got Freecam And Now I Feel Like A God Lmao Also Used A Emote Mod For The One In The Bath And
So... I Got Freecam And Now I Feel Like A God Lmao Also Used A Emote Mod For The One In The Bath And
So... I Got Freecam And Now I Feel Like A God Lmao Also Used A Emote Mod For The One In The Bath And

So... I got freecam and now I feel like a God lmao also used a emote mod for the one in the bath and the one in the bell tower...

Can someone please write a cute fluff (maybe even fluff and smut) fic about Tav and Astarion bathing together? If not, I'll do it lmfao

(I already have like 10 different Astarion fics in drafts RIP.. side note, If you have requests for Astarion related fanfiction, feel free to send me an ask! I need to edit my rules for requests though nsfw is now allowed and I'm no longer relying on my character list.)

Is my account slowly turning into an Astarion account? Maybe...


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6 years ago

Can I please request Vandy helping his insomniac MC try to sleep?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-You couldn’t sleep. 

-You tossed and turned but to no avail. 

-All you could do was stare at the ceiling waiting for your precious sleep to overcome you… 

-But it never did. 

-You sighed loudly. 

-Your boyfriend, Vanderwood was sleeping peacefully.

-You were jealous.

-How could he fall asleep so easily? 

-Vanderwood felt you moving around, trying to get comfortable. 

-He turned around. 

-”What’s wrong?” He asked

-”I can’t sleep.” 

-”Why?” 

-”I don’t know” 

-You smashed your face into your pillow. 

-This was frustrating.

-Without warning he wrapped his arms around you.

-He’d hoped that would relax you enough

-But nope.. You couldn’t fall asleep.

-He sighed grabbing a few things.. Lavender scented lotion and a melatonin pill. 

-He handed you the pill, you took it… 

-Then, he started to massage your back with the lavender scented lotion. 

-You finally started to relax.. 

-He noticed that and kept going. 

-By about 5AM you were finally fast asleep.

-And of course he let you sleep for as long as you needed. 


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2 years ago

I haven't drawn Mello in a while... never posted on here... I'm proud of it (though it's directly copied off of a Manga panel) this was roughly 7hrs of work totally worth it, he's going on my wall for sure! ❤❤❤

I Haven't Drawn Mello In A While... Never Posted On Here... I'm Proud Of It (though It's Directly Copied

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6 years ago

RFA + Minor Trio where everyone’s drunk and playing spin the bottle or sth (bc why not) and MC spins the bottle and it doesn’t land on her S/O?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

Yoosung

-The RFA party was coming to an end. Only you, the RFA and two other men were left.

-You were sitting by Yoosung.

-He was pretty damn wasted. 

-You never thought this boy even liked alcohol, but apparently he did

-Everyone else was drunk af too. 

-That was when seven suggested to play spin the bottle. 

-You sighed and reluctantly agreed, bringing your wasted boyfriend over to sit in the circle. 

-Anyway... After a bunch of your drunk friends had sloppy make-out sessions with each other, it was finally your turn. 

-You closed your eyes and spun the bottle, silently hoping that it would land on Yoosung... 

-But it didn’t... 

-It landed on Zen. 

-You frowned. 

-”Do I have to do this?” You whined. 

-Everyone nodded.... Even Yoosung.

-You could smell the alcohol on his breath.

-It was kind of sickening honestly.

-But... you did it... 

-You kissed him...

-And you know Zen probably tried to use tongue.

-You were thoroughly disgusted and clung to Yoosung for the rest of the night.

Zen

-It was the end of an RFA party, you and the RFA and two other men were the only ones left.

-of course everyone was drunk... except you.

-Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle.

-Everyone agreed and got in a circle. 

-You were up first. 

-You closed your eyes and spun the wine bottle.

-You silently hoped it would land on Zen... 

-But it landed on Jumin.

-”Shit” you heard Zen cuss. 

-You looked at Zen apologetically, before doing what you were supposed to do. 

-You kissed Jumin... 

-You both seemed to agree on just pecking each other on the lips. 

-It wasn’t a very pleasant experience... but he didn’t cross the line at least. 

-You clung to Zen for the rest of the game. 

Jumin

-It was the end of an RFA party, you and the RFA and two other men were the only ones left.

-Everyone was drunk, very drunk, except you.

-Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle.

-Everyone agreed and got in a circle.

-After half of your friends took their turn, it was finally your turn.

-You spun the bottle, a bored expression on your face, matching your boyfriend, Jumin’s.

-You watched as the bottle slowed down and landed on....

-Jaehee. 

-You sighed wanting to get it over with. 

-You kissed her quickly, pecking her lips then sitting back down with your boyfriend.

Jaehee

-You and Jaehee were sitting and talking. 

-You were laughing at her drunk state. 

-The RFA party had ended about an hour ago. 

-The only people left were the RFA and two other men. 

-You were all bored, sitting and drinking some leftover wine 

-When Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle!

-Everyone sat in a circle. 

-You patiently waited your turn

-When you finally got to spin the wine bottle, you crossed your fingers and hoped that it would land on your girlfriend, Jaehee. 

-But of course it didn’t... it landed on Jumin. 

-You sighed and leaned in to kiss Jumin. 

-It wasn’t pleasant, but you did it... 

-You didn’t want to leave Jaehee’s side for the rest of the night. 

Seven

-You were sitting beside Seven and Vanderwood after the RFA party. 

-Everyone was drunk... 

-In a slurred voice, Seven suggested that everyone pay spin the bottle. 

-Everyone agreed.

-You all sat in a circle.

-Of course, you were up first.

-You spun the bottle.

-You had hoped it would land on Seven.. 

-But of course, it didn’t.

-It landed on V

-I mean.. V was respectful.

-But he was like shit faced drunk.

-You ended up getting like a full on french kiss..

-You hated every second of it.

-Once it was over with, you made sure to never play spin the bottle ever again... 

V

-You, the RFA, Saeran and Vanderwood were all drinking together after a successful RFA party. 

-Most of the guys were drunk... 

-Everyone except you and Vanderwood.. 

-Of course, Seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle. 

-Everyone agreed thinking it would be fun. 

-Sooo everyone sat in a circle.

-You patiently waited for your turn. 

-You grabbed the wine bottle and gave it a good spin...

-It landed on Saeran... 

-He looked horrified. 

-”THERE’S NO WAY I’M KISSING HER” 

-He seemed to sober up pretty fast.. Then again, he had only had like two shots.

-You sighed grabbing the boy and giving him a peck on the cheek... 

-He then slapped you...

-He also gave you death stares as you clung onto V for protection...

Saeran

-As the RFA party drew to a close, the RFA members, your boyfriend and Seven’t friend, Vanderwood decided to get super drunk... 

-Saeran wasn’t as drunk as everyone else though.. 

-But anyway, seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle... 

-When your turn came up, you spun the bottle hoping it would land on Saeran. 

-But it landed on Vanderwood.

-You sighed and kissed him. 

-It was no big deal to you...

-But when you saw Saeran’s face in pure rage, you knew you’d have some making up to do later. 

Vanderwood

-Vanderwood was invited to the RFA party...

-Seven had begged him to stay after the party to talk...

-About 30 minutes after the party had ended, everyone was wasted...

-You were the only sober one.

-The moment you felt like leaving was when Seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle. 

-But of course, he wouldn’t let you escape....

-You reluctantly sat down in a circle next to Vanderwood, you held his hand tightly as everyone had their turn. 

-When it was finally your turn, you spun the bottle praying to whatever god that it would land on Vanderwood to save you from embarrassment. 

-But the bottle stopped...

-It pointed towards Seven... 

-The one person you refused to touch for fear of germs, dirt, HBC crumbs and bacteria. 

-He puckered his lips....

-You groaned before kissing him... then wiping your mouth and inching closer to Vanderwood. 

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