RFA + Minor Trio Pet HCs

Little known fact about me... I'm a Lokean, I have been for over a year.. I never mentioned that here, I know.. 🤭

Long ass spiritual ramble under the cut

I've been occupied with other things recently (namely getting a job for the first time) and I haven't had much mental energy to interact with him... so as reconciliation (ofc he demands that I don't need to apologize or anything but I did anyway) I made a new picture to go on his altar...

I also bought a statue (it was almost $150... RIP to my wallet 😭😭😭😭) it looks absolutely beautiful from the product pictures and it's handmade, reviews are good too, so I'm not too mad at the price.. it was the only one I could find that looked similar to how he usually appears to me... funny enough as I was browsing etsy looking for statues while I was taking a break from sketching, I said to him out loud... "damn.. it's all viking dudes with beards... none of these look enough like a twink"... and what do you know, the very next page, I found one that looks a hell of a lot more twink-like.. he even holds a rose which has special meaning to my spiritual journey with him. (First sign I asked him to show me and is my go to for signs now, I laid a bunch of fake roses on his altar too) I genuinely believe he put that one in front of me 😅

Idk if anyone knows that I'm Obey Me trash, but.. I am happy to announce that Lucifer will now indefinitely be wearing this on my home screen. And no, I do not regret my decision to waste grim and other materials on getting this outfit because words cannot describe how much I am LIVING for Lucifer in a unicorn onesie.

Now.. the question is... should it be my new profile picture here?

So I've been watching the final season of Attack On Titan (I'm watching the dub rn so I'm a little bit behind) and I'm missing my mans... one of the reasons why I stuck around for so long, Erwin Smith soo without further adou

Erwin Smith X Reader Romantic Headcanons!

Erwin isn't really the type of guy to date, especially since he's commander of the scouts.

In fact when you first asked him to date you he flat out refused saying it would be unfair to you if he were to die on a mission.

You however persisted and he eventually agreed to give this whole relationship thing a go.

The first few dates are a bit awkward and rushed because of Erwin's duties

Eventually though, as he warms up to you he makes more of an effort to make your dates special.

His ideal date is a picnic under the stars.

The moment when he realized just how much he loved you was when you two were in his office talking to Levi and Hange. The way you laughed, smiled... in his eyes you were perfect.

Erwin is very good at romance.

He's like the stereotypical prince-like dream boy.

No PDA, in private he'll do anything you want really. If you wanna sit on his lap, go for it, makeout session, if there's no one to interrupt, sure.

The only exception to his no PDA rule is before missions he must give you a forehead kiss!

On the topic of forehead kissing, he LOVES to kiss your forehead. He also likes your lips, but finds it easier to kiss you on the forehead (how many times can I say forehead? lol)

I ran out of ideas... and sorry for this I know no one asked for this... This was entirely self indulgent. Anyway, if you wanna request something, go ahead, I'm still open! I will be until I can't keep up with requests or I burn out lol.

Ok but why tho?

Cropped Jumpers made from Upcycled Ski Masks by Lasher Felix

V and Vanderwood with an MC who smoked a bit too much weed and got completely stoned?

Oh boy...I don’t think I want to write for this one since I’m kind of against weed, cocaine, heroine, acid etc... Though I am fine with drunk HCs. I’m really sorry for not doing your request Anon. I should probably add a rule against drug related requests in my request rules. Anyway, I hope this doesn’t make anyone too angry or anything.

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

Do you have any hc’s for Vandy getting jealous? Like what makes him jealous and if he’s more clingy or sth with MC when it happens?

Yea I do, thank you very much for requesting anon!!!

-You and Vanderwood decided to go to a bar.

-Of course Vanderwood knew this would happen…

-Some guy was getting all close to you…

-Vanderwood was staring daggers at the guy sitting beside you.

-What really pushed him over the edge was when the guy put an arm around you.

-Vanderwood gritted his teeth as he approached the guy.

-”Hey asshole, she’s taken” he said in a bitter, agressive tone.

-The guy looked up, gulped and got up from his place beside you, fear clearly present in his eyes.

-”s.. sorry man.. I didn’t know” 

-Vanderwood rolled his eyes and sat down with you for the rest of the night… and he didn’t let any man approach you for the rest of the night.  

-Typically he’ll become very possessive when jealous

-This man becomes jealous very easily, so be careful who you hang around with.  

Can I request Vandy reacting to his MC being released from the hospital after a long stay?

Thank you for requesting, Anon!! I’m not going to write about any specific illness because I don’t want to assume what people might be suffering from.. And if you are or were in the hospital, Anon (and anyone else who might be reading this), I hope this makes your day a little brighter. <3

-You had been in the hospital for 3 months now

-You were ill with something and it wasn’t going away. 

-Of course, Vanderwood stayed by your side for as long as visiting hours would allow him. 

-The day you were released from the hospital he got over there as fast as he could. 

-He wasn’t going to miss the day he got to bring his girlfriend home. 

-You were waiting for him in the lobby of the hospital with your things. 

-Once you saw each other, you ran to him and hugged him. 

-After getting showered with kisses you both left the hospital together. 

-He had really missed you. 

-When you weren’t home he had nothing to do.

-Sometimes you two would text back and forth late into the night. 

-But now, you didn’t have to do that, you could just lay next to each other and talk all night long. 

-If you had any struggles with your illness, You know this boi would take care of you. 

Vandy reacting to his MC always having cold hands and sticking them up his shirt to warm them up? Esp at night when he’s trying to sleep?

Thank you for requesting, Anon! Lol this one sound like fun to write!! I get cold hands all the time, I wish I had a Vandy to warm them up!!!!!

-Your bedroom was constantly cold. 

-Vanderwood liked it cold. 

-You, however, didn’t like it very much. 

-You had tried to turn up the thermostat or close the windows, but he’d always turn the thermostat down and open the windows up again. 

-The coldest part of your body was your hands. 

-One night, you were laying in bed next to Vanderwood.

-He was sleeping, you were wide awake and your hands were like icicles 

-You had been trying to warm them up with the blanket and your own body.

-But of course, you weren’t warm enough.

-Then you had an idea. 

-CUDDLE WITH VANDERWOOD

-You noticed he was pretty damn warm. 

-You shoved your hands in his shirt waking him up.

-”AH HOLY SHIT YOUR HANDS ARE LIKE ICICLES, MC! DON’T DO THAT!!!!” 

-”You’re so warm, I couldn’t resist.” 

-He grunted before trying to go back to sleep.

-He made a mental note to buy you mittens in the morning.

Ok so WTF

What the actual fuck is this? Why did it come up when I was searching for Guren Ichinose stuff? I’m scared, this image is fucking cursed, 

I’m sorry for the shitpost.... But once again... WHAT THE FUCK?