How You Met

Can you do headcanons where undertaker has an s/o that’s similar to him? Aka they like to laugh and fool around, they like obscure things, collect bones and furs, and are just overall eccentric? Thx ❤️

Thank you for requesting, anon! I'm sorry about it being so short.. This is my first HC I've done in a while lol I'm a little rusty, but I hope you enjoy regardless! 🖤

 -Honestly he'd probably love that 

-You two would joke around pretty much all day

 -He'd even give you some skulls and things he'd collected from unclaimed bodies.

 -When you go scavenging for bones, you better be prepared to have a partner.

-Sometimes he allows you to read his books, but only a select few for them. -He's not afraid to show you who he truly is. 

 -You've seen his eyes, you love their colour, sometimes you joke about how he might be radioactive. 

 -You mock noblemen together all the time (It totally pisses Ciel off)

Vanderwood watching a scary movie with MC when a jump-scare makes her cling onto him?

Thank you for requesting, Anon!

-You hated scary movies.

-You absolutely could not stand them

-They gave you serious nightmares

-So you avoided them at all costs.

-Yet somehow, you were here, watching a scary movie with your boyfriend.

-Of course, it was his idea. You had suggested some chick flick 

-Vanderwood didn’t really like chick flicks… 

-So here you were… sitting nervously beside him. 

-Then it happened.

-The first jump-scare of the movie.

-You squealed and gripped his arm then buried your face into his side. 

-Whenever a jump-scare happened, he had no reaction at all. 

-Easy for him, since he’s a secret agent.

-You on the other hand were terrified, you even started crying. 

-”MC, it’s just a movie.” He’d say.

-By the end of the movie you were hiding behind Vanderwood, clinging onto him like your life depended in it. 

-”Okay, now I feel bad for making you go through that. Want to watch something that’s not a horror movie?” He suggested. 

-You nodded wiping your tears away. 

Hi! Can I request HC’s for Vandy dealing with an overworked MC who hasn’t slept in like 3 days?

Haha I’ve been there before.. with school and stuff…  all nighters suck lol. Thanks for requesting, Anon. <3

-You hadn’t slept in DAYS 

-You had piles and piles of paperwork that you hadn’t finished. 

-Vanderwood was starting to get concerned. 

-”MC, You should go to sleep” He’d say every now and then, you ignored him.

-You had just finished your 6th cup of coffee

-You asked Vanderwood for another cup but he refused. 

-”MC, You need rest, please. You can’t keep doing this to yourself. Work can come later.” 

-Vanderwood grabbed your wrist and led you into your bedroom. 

-”Vanderwood, I have to finish this.” You complained tiredly 

-He didn’t listen to your protests as he forced you to lay down in bed, got in beside you, pulled the covers up and locked his arms around you effectively preventing you from getting up

-You sighed in annoyance

-”Vanderwood, please, if I don’t finish this I could be fired.” you pleaded. 

-”If you want, I can do some of it for you.” he suggested. 

-”No.”

-”Then sleep, if you get fired, I’ll deal with it.” 

-You were getting nervous about what he’d do to your boss. 

-But you decided that you needed a bit of rest and slowly drifted off to sleep.

-You awoke the next morning to a phone call from one of the higher ups.

-apparently your boss had been murdered.. 

-And you knew exactly who did it… 

Vandy’s thoughts while MC’s sleeping on his shoulder?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I’m sorry this is so short… I’m running out of ideas for sleeping/sleepy MCs.

-You were laying beside Vanderwood 

-your head was resting on his shoulder

-He thought it was kind of cute honestly.

-You’d never slept in this position

-But he didn’t mind.. Whatever position you slept in, he wasn’t bothered by it..

-Unless you kicked him in your sleep…

Well hello there~

info and a long ramble about this and why this exists under the cut if you're interested

So.. I'm experiencing the most intense obsession with a fictional character I've ever experienced in my entire life..

I started playing Baldur's Gate 3 two weeks ago.. why did I pick it up? Because I saw a clip of that scene where Tav kills him by shooting that lazer and dropping a building on him, and the dialog after you get Withers to bring him back.. you know.. "Somewhere between a nice summer's day and THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN" and I was like.. daaaamn who is this character and why does his VA sound so damn passionate? So I bought it...

And I have clocked well over 100 hours in game now and it's safe to say I'm completely, hopelessly obsessed with this game. Now...

Onto the actual explanation of this piece

The idea for this art piece came from right after his first sex scene with Tav (the only one I've seen as of yet... and um.. like damn... DAMN) when he stands in the sunlight and you see his scars on his back for the first time.. The moment I saw that, the gears in my head started turning and I imagined big huge angel wings on him... then.. um.. well.. I heard a song which brought that image back into my mind.. (Helios by the Crüxshadows.. It's good go listen to it!) which yes.. music is a huge part of my creative process most of the time.. My imagination can run wild when listening to some songs not certain why.

But anyway.. Astarion with big ass angel wings was born.... and I'm probably going to go in and paint it with watercolors and pray that I don't hopelessly fuck it up.. If I don't, I'll post the finished piece when I'm done.. (really wish I had metallic watercolors.. I feel like gold paint on the halo and maybe the scars would add a lot to this tbh)

I guess the unofficial title of this piece is:

Helios ☀️

Side note... I think I gave him too much ass... (as if that's a bad thing lmao)

He really puts the ass in Astarion... Ok.. Ok I'll stop 😅

!!!!! Can I request Vanderwood reacting to his MC calling Seven and yelling at him for always stressing Vandy out and making him clean his bunker all the time?

Lol that sounds fun thank you for requesting, Anon! <3

-You

-Were

-LIVID

-Vanderwood had come home from cleaning Seven’s house and he was exhausted. 

-He’d told you that he’d spent 6+ hours cleaning Seven’s disgusting household. 

-Every time Vanderwood went over there, he had to clean. 

-You could tell that he was stressed.

-SOOOO

-You did the only thing that you felt you could do…

-That was to phone Seven and rip him a new one.. 

-”SEVEN, I SWEAR TO GOD IF VANDERWOOD HAS TO TOUCH ANOTHER DAMN BAG OF HONEY BUDDHA CHIPS I AM GOING TO KILL YOU” You screamed, almost deafening Seven.

 -”But MC, I don’t have time to clean.” 

-”But you have time to screw around on the messenger all day, clean your cars, drive your cars, build useless robots, hack useless things that don’t relate to your job and get up and get more honey buddha chips and PHD pepper from your storage room.”

-Seven laughed nervously.

-”But I don’t want to clean” he whined. 

-You were NOT having that

-”Well too bad, Vanderwood comes home every day exhausted and stressed. I think it’s about time you learn to clean your house by yourself regularly!”

-Vanderwood had heard you yelling and wondered what was going on. So he entered the room. 

-You had just hung up.

-Your face was red, your hands were balled up into fists and your eyes were almost bulging out. 

-”MC, What’s wrong” 

-”THAT ASSHOLE” You screamed

-He backed up a bit. He’d never seen you this angry before. 

-”MC?” 

-”I hate how he always has to put you to work, he can’t get up off of his lazy ass and clean himself.” You growled.

-He caught on to what you were angry about. 

-”MC, don’t worry about it, I can handle it” 

-”Don’t lie, I know you hate it, I know you’re stressed out about it.” 

-He sighed. You were right, He hated every second of it. 

-He was happy that you were defending him, but he hated to see you so worked up. 

-”MC, I’ll deal with him.  After what I plan to do to him, he won’t be asking me to clean ever again” 

-You were curious about what he planned to do, but didn’t ask him about it… You were just hoping whatever he planned to do would work… 

-A few days later, Vanderwood looked more at peace.

-You finally decided to ask him what he did. 

-”Oh, I just tied him to a chair and tased him for over an hour… I’m surprised I didn’t kill him or something.” 

-”So, did he stop asking you to clean” 

-He nodded. 

-You both erupted into fits of laughter. And from that day forward, Seven didn’t ask Vanderwood to clean… as often as he used to…

Still simping for this boy... literally can't stop drawing him... help 🙃

Here's The reference btw...

Vanderwood with an MC who’s mumbling about how much she loves him in her sleep?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-Vanderwood couldn’t sleep…

-He was staring at you trying to calm his mind. 

-He knew you talked in your sleep from time to time.. 

-Usually you’d mumble about things you’d experience in day today life..

-So this was kind of expected. 

-You started inaudibly mumbling…

-Then it got louder and more intelligible

-”I love you Vandy” 

-He smiled at that. 

-”love you too princess” He whispered

-”I wanna be by your side forever” 

-His heart MELTED

-How adorable. 

-The fact that you thought about him even when you were asleep made him love you even more If that’s even possible

-You said one last thing before going silent for the night. 

-”I love you more than anything” 

-He smiled before hugging you closer and finally drifting off to sleep. 

Vandy reacting to MC being turned into a little kid (like 4-5) for a day?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I don’t really know how I’m gonna go about this because  don’t spend a lot of time with kids that young and I have no idea how to take care of kids or how they’d act…. So forgive me if this isn’t good.

-You were messing around with seven’s inventions…

-When you came across a big red button. 

-You couldn’t resist the urge to press it

-Once you did… 

-You felt smaller…

-You were smaller

-You felt the urge to cry… 

-So you cried… for no reason. 

-Vanderwood was in the room next to the one you were in, 

-He heard what sounded like a child crying.. 

-But how could there be a child… in Seven’s house? 

-He entered the room you were in. 

-There in front of him, was a young girl who looked almost exactly like you..

-She was even wearing your clothes… but smaller. 

-”Vwandwerwud” You babbled

-”MC?” 

-You nodded

-”How did this happen?”

-You pointing at the button. 

-”You pressed a button and now you’re a child…” 

-He left the room to find seven. 

-”SEVEN!!! MC touched one of your useless inventions and now she’s a child.” Vanderwood yelled at the younger male. 

-”Turn her back to normal, NOW!” 

-Seven scratched the back of his head and laughed nervously.

-”You see… I can’t do that… “

-”Why?” 

-”The effects last for a day more or less.” 

-”So you’re telling me I have to take care of my girlfriend as if she were a baby for A DAY?” 

-”Yes” 

-Vanderwood grunted then walked back to the room you were in. 

-Only to find you…

-Playing with the robot dog…

-THE FIRE BREATHING ROBOT DOG!!!

-”HEY, MC, DON’T GO NEAR THAT THING” 

-You looked up at him with innocent eyes. 

-”Good doggy” You patted the thing’s head.

-Almost immediately, you were scooped up into Vanderwood’s arms. 

-You were brought into the living room where he could keep an eye on you. 

-But it wasn’t over yet… oh no no… You went back into the storage room where Seven kept this inventions and brought out another thing.

-This time, the cat. 

-Vanderwood was horrified when he saw it. 

-”MC, Don’t touch seven’s inventions!!” He said before grabbing the cat and throwing it back into the storage room. 

-You started crying. 

-”I WANT THE KITTY” You whined. 

-He sighed. 

-Just a day of this.. then it’s over Vanderwood. He thought

-All day, he had to deal with you disobeying him and crying.. 

-He hated every second of it..

-He was glad when it was over.. 

-He swore to never ever have children…Ever.