Happenstance | K.th. | One-shot

happenstance | k.th. | one-shot

Kim Taehyung is having the worst luck with romance. Every date he goes on blows up in face, one way or another. He’s on his way back from one such disaster when he spots someone that looks a lot like you, his crush from high school – and a series of coincidences follow.

pairing: taehyung x reader rating: pg-15 genre: fluff, humor, ceo!taehyung, slice of life!au warnings: some swearing, some mention of insecurities, mention of infidelity, hint of innuendos, a slight mention of implied harassment because men suck (: word count: 7 k

Written for: @vopegist as part of @btscreatorscorner’s Secret Valentine’s event. <3

Hello, Kyo bby! It is I, your 🐝! I went out of my comfort zone to make this fluffy, cute, funny and as close to your preferences as I could! I really hope you enjoy this little treat. 🥺 Wish you a belated happy valentine’s day, bby. ❤

note: hey, guys! how’s everyone doing? i know i have been kinda mia and i’m sorry about that, but life’s just been a downer lately and tumblr wasn’t being very comforting. i’m gonna try to get back into fics and be more active on the blog by late march or sth, tho. i’m really sorry for all this inactivity! peep the new format i used for this post! also - this is supposed to feature grammys 2020 tae, but i used this pic for the banner bec i couldn’t find a good quality one.

i hope this fic puts a smile on y’all’s faces~ 💜

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happenstance (n) - a circumstance especially that is due to chance.

Taehyung was done with romance. No, really, he was wholly through with it – ready to ban the very concept and go meditate in the Himalayas, or something.

This was the third – third freaking date in a week which he had to run out in the middle of. He needed to find himself a partner to present to his mother when she visited him next month, or the woman would force him on a date with her best friend’s daughter that Taehyung despised with every cell in his body. But his situation was looking bleaker by every day – and by every date.

The first girl had brought her cat to the diner and would not let Taehyung touch the damn feline even when the creature sat on his plate. The second girl couldn’t stop reapplying her lipstick after every bite of food she ate. And despite how horrific those two instances were, this current disaster he had run from actually trumped them both – this girl had a husband she was in the middle of a fight with, and she came on this date to make her man ‘jealous’.

And they said girls struggled to find a suitable partner? God.

Dragging his feet down the road under the quickly darkening evening sky, Taehyung scowled to himself.

As if alerted of his distress, his phone rang with the particular ringtone he had saved for his best friend’s contact. He’d told the guy to call if there was no news from Taehyung till 8 o’clock, because that would mean he needed saving from trouble. Jimin was right – as he always was. And now Taehyung was gonna get an earful.

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⤑ 9 months to fall in love 13.

It seems like everyone around you is either already in love, or in the process of falling, and while normally you couldn’t give a damn, finding out the co-worker you’ve had a teensy crush on is dating someone else at the office seems to sucker punch you right in the gut. It’s stupid, and you’re irritated at yourself, but you can’t seem to shake out of the funk you’ve fallen face first in.

Feeling lonely and heartsore, and mad for no reason, during drinks with your best friend you spot a man at the bar. Tequila confident, you make your way over to the stranger, and successfully one thing leads to another. The next morning you leave before he’s woken up, feeling satisfied in one way, but still as discontented as ever. Telling yourself it was an inebriated mistake, you quickly try to forget about it.

Only, three weeks later that night comes back to haunt you – in a very unescapable way…

pairing; kim seokjin x f reader au/genre; unplanned pregnancy, strangers to lovers, slow burn, romance (dare I say romcom in places), smut, angst, (melo)drama, dual pov words; 9,788

warnings/includes (!) mention of parent death, there’s confessions!!!! one brief moment of being body conscious, hints of brat tamer! Jin just for fun AND! IT’S TIME! Sex, they have sex! passionate sex!!!! kissing, lots of kissing, oral sex (female receiving), multiple orgasms, penetrative sex

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note; you didn’t think I could be that evil, did you?? It’s finally happening!!! And I hope you enjoy :’) I know I did!

*inspired by the manhwa ‘Positively Yours.’

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jinaconda

3 years ago

01 — show me yours & i’ll show you mine | m

“then won’t you fuck me right now? i’m already wet for you.”

“not tonight,”

➙ muses. seokjin x college student / gamer!reader ft. best friend! taehyung

➙ genre. best friend’s brother au. university au. working au. fwb au.

➙ word. 5k

➙ warnings. explicit content, reader coming onto seokjin who’s still hung up about how he watched over her and his little brother, taehyung, all these years, they’re six years apart, fingering, rimming.

➙ index. 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | finale | side story 1 |

➙ synopsis. you’re a horny bunny yet kim seokjin always seems to manage to slide out of your grasps like a fox every time.

follow these two as they embark on a sexual adventure whilst keeping their relationship on the low from kim taehyung who may or may not just pull out the (your) best friend and (seokjin’s) brother card to call a time-off on them for good.

➙ note. if you’re used to reading my fics, this one is a little different. it focuses less on healing and more on getting it on w your best friend’s brother ykwim.

also, if you’re not okay with the age gap or the nature of their dynamic, keep it to yourself. block and don’t engage. much love x

“i watched you grow up!” seokjin shouts right in your face as he leans so far back against the counter, you thought his back would break.

“exactly,” a suggestive smirk curls on your lips as you lean your breasts against him, making sure the angle allows him to have an eyeful of your voluptuous slopes, “i’m grown now.”

but your words seem to have snapped him out of your wonderful spell, eyes going round with realization, “you’re nineteen!”

“and,” your finger teasingly travel up from his chest and a few inches above dip of his collarbone where the protrusion of his adam’s apple dips and stops at, “legal.”

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In Your Dreams

☽ pairing: incubus husband!seokjin x wife!reader

☽ genre: established relationship, smut [18+]

☽ synopsis: Seokjin creates nightmares on the daily and All Hallows Eve is no different. However, when he accidentally drops into your dreams upon his return home, he’s surprised by what he finds.

☽ wc: 2.5k

☽ warnings: cursing, incubus!jin, consensual somnophilia, f. masturbation, mention of voyeur!jin, multiple orgasms (f), fingering (f. receiving), hair pulling, marking (biting, hickeys, scratching), breast play, impreg kink, unprotected sex with the intention of pregnancy, tiny lactation kink, belly bulge (I’m sorry), creampie

☽ an: i took some liberties with the incubus since seokjin is monogamous and instead causes nightmares for energy

☽ date: October 2, 2021

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3 years ago

dream boy

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jinaconda

2 years ago

One Time Thing | 01

↳ 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬; what are you going to do when your best friend asks you to have sex with her boyfriend?

⇢ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: jimin x reader

⇢ 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: best friend’s boyfriend au, angst, fluff, smut

⇢ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: explicit language, oral sex (f.), protected sex, breast play

⇢ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 7k+

𝐚/𝐧: I’ve decided to rewrite and repost this entire series. It’s one of my first series on this blog, have been put on-hold for the longest time ever. It still is… not gonna lie, rewriting this story brought me mixed feelings about this. I’m not sure if it’s worth posting and writing – so please if you like this story let me know! The future of this story depends on you (literally) because I’ve been thinking about deleting it. I’m just not sure if ppl will like it, so if you do please let me know. Don’t ask me how I came up with this story idea lmao I don’t even know but I always come out with the weirdest ideas ever.

𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱 | 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 ⇢ (links to be added)

“What?!”

The scream rips out of your throat, loud enough to make your best friend cringe at the loudness of your tone. But you don’t care. You don’t seem to focus enough to care. No other words leaving your mouth while you stare completely shocked at her. You just can’t seem to believe what she just said. Your rapidly beating heart says it all.

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