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White girl nearly dies from eating ‘spicy’ Doritos.

How Cuddling with the Signs Would Be

Aries: alternating between positions and probably some undressing

Taurus: hazy moments of napping and slow, sleepy kisses

Gemini: comfortable silence while they support your weight

Cancer: emotional talks and affectionate hand holding

Leo: probably deep kisses and some hair pulling

Virgo: tiny kisses and regular conversation

Libra: back rubs and kisses everywhere

Scorpio: it wouldn't be just cuddling for long.

Sagittarius: cute mumbles of how they love you and long sessions of kisses

Capricorn: they would force you to be the big spoon

Aquarius: them tracing patterns on your hands and giving you painful amounts of butterflies while you talk

Pisces: probably them crying occasionally and wanting to make sure you're constantly comfortable

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