THE SIGNS AS PEOPLE ON THE SUBWAY

THE SIGNS AS PEOPLE ON THE SUBWAY

Aries: The performer that goes around singing even though it's 5 am and people just want to sleep

Taurus: The dude with coffee in his beard

Gemini: The little kid that points at everything and asks what it means

Cancer: Pissed off soccer mom screaming at her kids

Leo: The 'Stand clear of the closing doors, please' guy

Virgo: The business lady who sits with her legs crossed and has her nose pointed in the air

Libra: The person who gives their seat up to a kid or older person

Scorpio: The guy sitting in the corner that people are scared to sit next to

Sagittarius: The overly excited foreigner that tries to talk to everyone and ask questions

Capricorn: The dude that insists on holding onto the pole even though all the seats are empty

Aquarius: Scarfbeard man-bun dude in a flannel sweater reading the newspaper

Pisces: The person sleeping in their seat even though the subway is going really fast