“You Don’t Choose The Chologuard Life, The Chologuard Life Chooses You.”

This exchange! 😍

Shuri: *eats a cinnamon roll*

Peter: Cannibalism

Shuri:

I’m gonna FLEX SEAL your mouth shut.

Shuri to Peter, probably.

Eddie: *exists*

Venom: 

The plot of literally every “Peter Parker goes on a field trip to Stark Industries” fanfic.

Venom: I have to get back to Eddie.

Anne: Yes. So how do we do this? Do I just touch him? Do I have to sneeze on him? How?

Venom: We have to French kiss him.

Anne: ...Wha?

Venom: Full on tongue.

Anne *thinking*: Eddie, what in the world were you doing to get this guy???

Mate, his smile is brighter than the damn christmas tree

WHO’S READY

Me after I explain the entirety of the mcu to my family but they still answer with “what?”