M’Baku: You’re Really Campaigning For Bitch Of The Year, Aren’t You?

this video of chris as old steve exists and i’m pretty sure i’m having a stroke bc of how much i’m laughing

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Anne: Hey Eddie, me and Dan were going to the aquarium but something came up. Do you want the tickets?

Venom: Y E S

Eddie: Ah sorry I can't go.

Anne: Really why?

Eddie: Well uh I kinda got banned.

Anne: oh my god...

Eddie: yeah because SOMEONE just had to jump in the giant snow crab tank

Venom: They were good crab Eddie, don't lie to yourself

There was absolutely no reason Venom had to make out with Eddie to transfer back to him, he just wanted to and that’s the tea

And Eddie’s reaction??? Instantly down and super into it

same energy

Peter: ugh don’t you hate it when you run up the stairs and your ankles start cracking like crazy

Shuri: lmao you still have bones?

Peter whispering: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so