t’challa, in his suit, holding his hand out: pleased to meet yo-
peter, grabbing his hand: :000 toe beans!!
shuri: !!!!!!
peter: !!!!!!!!
t’challa: why
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It’s September 1st. It’s Halloween. I don’t make the rules.
Symbrock shippers are literally the horniest people alive.
sometimes i’ll forget these are just made up and i’ll be watching a marvel movie expecting this to be real. like tony is really peter’s dad and him and aunt may see these badass tagteam parents and sometimes uncle steve and uncle bucky or aunt nat and mr. loki babysit him and then i remember that loki’s dead, spider man’s dead, bucky’s dead and i kinda just wanna dead
you know?
Peter: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!
Steve: *looks at Tony* I wonder where he got that from.
Tony: The fucking fridge.
New! Avengers: Endgame Finals.
HD
#what a glow up
for some reason i have this weird headcanon peter always calls tony his friend to annoy him?? like peter is late to school one day because he spent the night at the tower and he, tony, and rhodey stayed up watching star wars and didn’t go to bed until like three am, so tony has to go sign peter in and beg the school not to let may parker know her nephew missed his first two classes and when they get there the office ladies are like ?? shook ?? bc thats TONY STARK ?? so they ask peter ‘uh whos this’ and peter, who has this starbucks drink with so much whipped cream on it and is wearing either one of tony or rhodeys mit sweatshirts, he can’t remember but it’s comfortable and plays into his aesthetic, just nonchalantly goes 'oh. this is my friend, tony. you know him?’ and tony looks up from where he’s signing the little sheet thing and glares at peter with a look that screams what did you just say?? i am your FUCKING FATHER FIGU- MENTOR I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SUIT YOUNG MAN
*T’challa and Nakia at a private dinner*
Nakia: I’m sorry T’challa I have an emergency mission I have to go
T’challa: Don’t worry about it it’s fine
*ten seconds later*
T’challa: I can hear you breathing and yes you can come out and finish her food
*Shuri, MJ, Peter and Ned bust out of the closet and begin devouring her food*
Shuri: Thank god we were so hungry
Peter: It tastes like fruit loops