Jemily-garvez - A Special JJ Big Mama Bear Hug

Barbaenicent (2023) dir. Gaysteros Gaywig

Alicent : If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Stacie: we have to plan a suprise party for Emily's birthday. So we will split in groups of 3

Stacie: Chloe , you'll be working with Beca and Aubrey

Chloe: Alright ! My fantasy threesome !

Everyone:

Chloe:

Chloe: Of people on a team ...

Hotch: how’s the team building exercise going? 

Rossi: i want to be perfectly clear: i had nothing to do with this. 

*Hotch looks to the team in a cheer pyramid* 

Emily, kneeling in human pyramid: rossi is making a terrible spotter, Hotch. he looked away from our building FOUR times. 

Reid, wobbling at top of human pyramid: i would like to propose that JJ takes my spot as flyer, i don’t like the look in Derek’s eyes. 

Derek, feet firmly planted on the ground: my job is back spot, man! i help airlift you into the air- *claps hands, his smile grows* now fall back already! 

JJ, perfectly fine: besides, Spence, we both know i’m stronger than you to hold the team as the base. 

Garcia: JJ’s right. but i want to know why i am also on the bottom?? i can’t rally you guys from down here. Emily: Garcia, you are a part of this team. haha, see what i did there? a part? a part of the building?

Hotch: this is not what i meant by team building. 

Hotch: however, this is strangely impressive. 

cheeto breath sun, blackbird moon, babygirl rising

Better than the original

Rhaenyra: So are we flirting right now?

Alicent: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Rhaenyra: That doesn’t answer my question

Bradley: what exactly do you think of me , alex ???

Alex: somewhere between "fuck you" and "I'd fuck you"