Alice: [answers Her Phone] Hello ??

Bradley: that dress is really working for you

Alex: yeah ???

Bradley: it's working for me too

Alex: you're flirting with me !

Bradley: something like that ...

Alex: finally ! Do it some more

#so many thoughts about Hotch in his knees for Emily 😳🤭

hotch: i can't stand you

emily: then kneel

𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗮: I know that from the outside , it seem like i have everything together

𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅: No , not really

Hi it's me again... Can you write a group chat text with Emily x reader where reader thirsts over Emily in a dress but reader is a little tipsy so she doesn't notice that instead of texting JJ she's texting the group chat (Emily and reader are not in a established relationship)

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summary: reader drinks a little too much and drools over emily.

warnings/pairings: emily prentiss x BAU!fem!reader, non-established relationship, swearing, alcohol, lots of flirting!!

hey!!! ty for ur request cutie! i needed more emily content in my life omg, send me more!!

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taglist for emily:

@thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her @mrs-prentiss @hotchhner @eyes-on-display @guacam011y

Favorite trope ever 😩

Bed Sharing Scenarios

the bed is big enough for two people without touching, but unfortunately there is only one blanket

we’re roommates and you drunkenly passed out in my bed; move over I’m coming in

we have to sleep on the forest ground, so everything can be the bed, but we still sleep close, because we feel too exposed

you woke me up screaming from a nightmare, and I’m tired, so let’s cuddle so the nightmares don’t come anymore

we rented a place together with our friend group for vacation, but there are only double beds in every room and everyone else already found a sleeping partner

our cover is that we're a couple and it only makes sense to sleep in the same bed

we always used to have sleepovers as children, why would it be weird now?

without enough money, I can only pay for one person to sleep in the hotel, so you need to sneak in and we share

we sat on my bed and talked for hours and eventually we just fall asleep

there is only one good pillow and we both don’t the neck pain, so I guess we have to press our heads close together

we’re camping and my tent ripped, can I please share yours?

there was a big party at some people’s house and we wake up in the same bed together, what happened?

we fell asleep on the couch, watching a movie and wake up entangled with each other

we're snowed in and there is not a lot of space and heat

sharing a bed used to be quite normal for us, when did that change?

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Emily: *concentrating on reading a case file*

Tara: “See the way she’s reading that case file?”

Penelope: “Very demure”

JJ: “Very mindful”

Emily: “I will literally fire all of you”

For @prentiss-theorem bingo (I hope it makes sense, I'm not very good at writing)

Emily only eating chocolate and candies but after a hard case she's craving something else , so when everyone else are sleeping on the jet she goes to the kitchen and takes one pack of JJ's Cheetos, but then JJ wakes up hearing noise and goes to the kitchen to see where the noise is coming from. And she's seeing Emily eating her Cheetos

JJ: What are you eating ??

E: You wouldn't by chance believe me if I say this is not what it looks like

JJ: Why don't you tell and we'll see

E: Uhm .. you see ... it's ....

JJ: Is that ... Are you eating my Cheetos ??

E: Uh no...??

JJ: Emily !!! This was my last one

E: Sorry !! I'll buy you a dozen !! Look you can have the rest of them , I didn't eat much. It's just this case was very hard and I didn't want to eat chocolate again and they were there and you know I don't eat this stuff butI have seen the face you make when you eat them so I guessed the were good , so I gave them a chance . Sorry again

JJ: Oh Emily it's ok I understand

And then JJ started to get twice the amount of Cheetos and also kept one or two packs in her go bag for Emily in case she wanted to eat them again in the future

The BAU Ladies get together for a movie night. They end up watching Magic Mike. They all notice Tito's resemblance to Alvez. Penelope can't look Alvez in the eyes the next day.

Alice: Leg or breast

Fp staring down at Alice's chest: Well , I mean I'm more of a breast boy myself

Alice:

Alice: I- I was talking about what part of the chicken you wanted Fp

Fp: *Snaps head back up* Oh

That's some weird ass kink Ted but ok 🤔😂😏

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