Pt 3 Mystery Trio Au

okay uh anybody has any thoughts on peach blossom ck/DC ck asking for a friend(until i finish chapter and have my final opinion) ???? also what do you think they should be called im--ean my friend thinks peachcao/peachao/possibly peacao(..?) peachcao sounds nice but looks a bit strange :( and it's the opposit for peachao (although now after a few minutes it sounds a bit nicer)

Mabel, doing homework: Grunkle Ford, how good are you at doing geometry problems?

Ford, distracted: well, I did do one triangle problem and he didn't complain so I guess I am pretty good at it

Mabel: what?

Ford: what?

jussum shitpost

Im following only one artist in tumblr the hell all my homepage is fnaf not even from that artist (i never was in fnaf fd)

Thanks!!!

Mystic Flour still thinks she does not care so no reason for using anything else than his name

Meanwhile Shadow Milk like dad's favourite he is the only one who gets called something else aside from name and "ideal/personality trait one"⚰️🪦

Here goes Eldad Faerie kinda-crack AU

It's basically Elder Faerie being some kind of dad to this bunch of mentally unhealthy cookies

That sketch about "traumatic experience" started this idea so it half-belongs to this au

main info is written on sketch, I guess, I odn't know what to say yet

it does not yet have a timeline or reasoning or something, however I mostly think of it being like Elder Faerie is alive and well enough and Beasts are still mentally unhealthy but they kinda try to be better (kinda post-basically any plot that would unfold with Beasts) and they're under EF's unofficial custody

also it is not set in stone yet, however it is possible he was already appointed by Witches to being their dad before they got their "oof lmao"s, but I'm still thinking about it

Okay, so Eldad Faerie is that meme that goes "how many children do you have? – you mean biologically, legally or emotionally? There's difference"

Because biologically it's none, but it immediately jumps up to five at legally, I'm only half joking about Beasts being in his custody.

And then when it comes to emotionally you add purelily, getting seven.

Just a day ago I was like "oh, phaideis, what a nice pairing that's just a pairing" and now hoyo absolutely defeated anyone who dared thinking of phaidei shipping competition and nothing can beat the allegations and I absolutely lost myself and I feel like I'm aboutta cry because I don't know how to react and what to think I just know I'm filled with inunderstandable emotions and I feel so much like screaming and kicking and autodefenestraring oh god how can i live in a world like this now I feel like I nearly _have_ to replay amphoreus with this hindsight because all this time i was like "haha funny phaidei coincidence/bait they obv did not mean it in phaidei way" and now it seems that absolutely everything there is was meant in phaidei way and I'm losing myself over this help

Okay LISTEN

Imagine bitter peaches but back in pre-DE times Dark Cacao had something going on with Pure Vanilla and then when it's pre-main plot of dck that manipulative bitch Affogato got him in relationship

And like, when it's Vanilla it's so obviously "oh, they're best friends" and when it's Affogato it's "oh, he's obviously manipulated into this"

But then Cacao gets that thousands years old femboy with no obvious subplots or no-homo explanations and Dark-"oh they're friends"-"oh he's manipulated"-Choco just goes "wait my dad is actually gay???"

Okay phaidei headcanon that one can only pry from my dead hands

Mydei's death by wound in the back is actually Safe, Sane and Consensual™ way to leave this world when Phainon grows old so what's better than to die the same day like some romance novel

(hopium)

SPIRER MYSTIC FLOUR SPIDER MYSTIC FLOUR

(dies in spiderlocing braintot)

Weirdos why are you like this

"When a star still shines beautifully but he knows it's dead"

"but even so he can't stop looking at it"