I was thinking of drawing it but decided to comic it
Dark Choco has run out of explanations for his dad's close relationships with femboys
They will rule Belobog one day I believe
Don't worry Hook, you'll grow up and be able to carry it in your arms
My take on human Bill
It started with "oh what if human Bill but in long triangular pants"
And then got sprinkled with "oh what if human Bill but he has two eyes" (after discarding idea of a cyclope since then he wouldn't be very human)
And that also got its own "oh what if human Bill but there's no face (at least visible) aside from one eye"
That "shadowflour is forced heterosexuality" person just popped up while i was scrolling tumblr
They said that vagabond/mf or rebel/mf would have more sense
SHE DIDN'T EVEN MEET THEM WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE MORE SENSE BRUH
If you dislike shadowflour just say that, no need to hide it behind "you're all homophobic". The fact that you think she's homo doesn't mean she is canonically homo and if we ship her with one she had known, the one who calls her one if his comrades and friends that doesn't mean we suddenly force heterosexuality on her.
If you don't like someone's otp or someone's image of character, you don't go "you're homophobic"ing, you don't try to paint them as bad people. What the fuck is this logic????
Guys guys i learnt how to do something cool
Why the fuck Venn diagram of "anti-woke" chronically online people who self identify as sigma-males and people who feel infinite rage upon seeing tone tags and unfixable desire to call everyone snowflakes and shit on people "who can't identify intonations" (which is fuck you text doesn't convey intonation (your brain makes it up based on your own emotions, context and stuff) and also people sometimes just really don't want to be misinterpreted) IS A GODDAMN CIRCLE
If they had noses he would half the time have thoughts that he wants to bite it off
Another half the time he would think that he wants to bite the forehead or cheek off even though it would be kinda impossible(well, maybe kinda possible with cheeks)
He would not (he would bite, but he wouldn't biye anything off) but IT'S TOTALLY HIS THOUGHTS WHEN HE'S HIGH ON HIS AFFECTION TO THEM
POLY BEAST PROPOGANDA GO
Eternal sugar likes to cuddle with one of the other beasts as a way to show her affection♡
Mystic Flour is a gift giver. Many of the other beasts have been given jewellery and traditional clothing from her.
Shadow Milk is a attention starved rat. His way of showing love is through physical affection. Yet he also shows it through words.
Burning spice shows his affection through duels and words, sometimes giving the other beasts head scratches (smc loves them)
Silent salt loves physical touch. He's selectively mute so he'd rather have his affection be shown in sweet touches or maybe duels.
Okay LISTEN
Imagine bitter peaches but back in pre-DE times Dark Cacao had something going on with Pure Vanilla and then when it's pre-main plot of dck that manipulative bitch Affogato got him in relationship
And like, when it's Vanilla it's so obviously "oh, they're best friends" and when it's Affogato it's "oh, he's obviously manipulated into this"
But then Cacao gets that thousands years old femboy with no obvious subplots or no-homo explanations and Dark-"oh they're friends"-"oh he's manipulated"-Choco just goes "wait my dad is actually gay???"
Hey on topic of Sunday's clipped wings
Have you ever thought gopherwood could just clip wings of that lil birdie just so it never can fly or dies after trying and it was all his overly elaborate scheme
And here's the final set of mentor and mentee of Sealed Mentors AU!
Silent Salt isn't huge and White Lily isn't younger she's just tiny like a kitten She gets taller when she grows up but for now she's just an itsy bitsy crumb
AU masterpost
i had seen that "if anything happens to me - shut up dad nothing can happen to you" on tumblr but i got another one that goes somewhat "fight alongside me - i wont fail you" and i wanted to record that (no way i can screenshot fast enough) BUT I JUST KEEP GETTING FIRST ONE THIRD TIME IN A ROW
HEYYYYY GIVE ME BACK SECOND BATTLE DIALOGUE HEEEEEEEY
✌️eldad faerie and sealed mentors crk aus✌️they call me shadowflour ceo🤍🩵 i wont say dni to anyone. youre all welcome but please - be all calm and kind. i dont want to see anyone wishing other person to burn in the hell flames. just please lets all be people here. lets not forget that the best we all can have - its other people, the ones we can trust. the ones who we feel comfortable with. lets all just make this place nice and sweet so no anger and problems will get us here, okay? im counting on you all, sweet guys)
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