This Being The Bau X Reader Coded Omg

TWO BAD BITCHES AT THE SAME DAMN TIME 🗣

i wake up at afternoon 🧍‍♀️

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

shall I? SHALL. I.

The Karate Kid 3 | Cobra Kai

Kunt culture hasn't served this hard since The Avengers premiered in 2012

Waking up extra early because your husband, Nanami, always wakes up before you. Always gets the day started by making you breakfast to eat in bed, always your favorite. 

So the first day you wake up 15 minutes earlier to try and make him breakfast, but he’s already in the kitchen. Hm, two can play that game- half an hour earlier. An hour earlier. Two hours earlier- until you’re in the kitchen at 5AM and he’s already there asking “Early breakfast, my love?”

(He knew what you were doing. He’d never let you win.)

I see my man in apron and I go uga buga

bitches will be like “this is my comfort show” and its a show where the characters have never felt a day of comfort in their lives (its me im bitches)

he’s getting his birthday gift 🤭💋

punk 🔴

ac: kimmy