Nanami Protecting The Kids

[papamin au 🐅] getting taller,,,📏

Netflix gave us the old man yaoi we never knew we needed.

Mr Crawling is such a cutie<3

i wake up at afternoon 🧍‍♀️

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Waking up extra early because your husband, Nanami, always wakes up before you. Always gets the day started by making you breakfast to eat in bed, always your favorite. 

So the first day you wake up 15 minutes earlier to try and make him breakfast, but he’s already in the kitchen. Hm, two can play that game- half an hour earlier. An hour earlier. Two hours earlier- until you’re in the kitchen at 5AM and he’s already there asking “Early breakfast, my love?”

(He knew what you were doing. He’d never let you win.)

shiu who cockwarms you while he uses a vibrator on you because he’s addicted to feeling your cunt spasm around him when you cum

just watching you orgasm through the mirror and feeling you jerk and writhe while your cunt strangles his cock is enough to send him over the edge while he’s still inside you

let the man build his sandcastles in peace 🏖️

beware spoilers from criminal minds because

wtf

like I can't process whatever this was like... it was so out of pocket and kinda unnecessary? like damn what is even this show anymore

I can't even tell if I'm being queerbaited or not

(I love it regardless but omg)

but please, tell me what you think about this if you watched