snape: miss granger, that potion looks exactly as it should do, ten points from gryffindor for cheating
snape: mister longbottom, i see your cauldron has caught fire somehow, you have detention tonight
snape: mister malfoy, you only burned your eyebrows off this time, twenty points to slytherin
snape: mister potter...what is that in your cauldron?
harry: barbecue sauce
snape: why?
harry: you're gonna yell at me no matter what i do, so might as well have chicken nuggets
This shows my inability to make decision more than anything else 😂😂.
-remus lupin
Annabeth: I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.
Waiter: Of course
Percy: It didn’t say it had nuts.
Annabeth: I’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe.
Percy: That makes sense.
Waiter: And for you?
Percy: I’ll have the steak, no bees please.
anyone please ask your crush out like this
#same (ง'̀-‘́)ง energy
Just some memes based off of this amazing fic by @lumosinlove...
Your sixth most recent emoji predicts how you’ll feel about life in 10 years
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