Am I Wet? Am I On My Period? Did I Pee My Pants?- Next On Wtf Is Going On Down There.

The people who love you Really Do love you. Your friends don’t secretly hate you. You matter to people. You are loved. Learn to believe it even if you think it isn’t true.

this photo set was an adventure and i need it on my blog. permanently.

Sirius: Bitches be like, “you’re mine”

Sirius: First off, I’m on probation so I belong to the state

A collection of stuff that make me crack up laughing because the whole world is miserable and people need to laugh: (feel free to add some of your own)

The fact that this is my most popular post really says a lot about the relationship status of people on tumblr.

But update: I’m no longer singggllleeeeee!!!!!!

Thanks satellites.

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

Have a baby Harry and his godfather the way they should have been.

I just want to read a few books per week, learn multiple languages, and a couple of instruments, become more proficient at advanced mathematics, write essays and books, exercise regularly, sleep eight hours per night, eat really healthily, have an active social life including enjoying all of my close relationships, and be really sexy. Is that really so unreasonable

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✿ › the marauders ‹ ✿

james- making promises, adventures, curiosity, humble, infectious laugh, down to earth, the smell of grass, singing off key, sunsets, paint on clothing, and bravery.

sirius- loud music, summer nights, rosy cheeks, storytelling, clumsiness, persistence, vinyl records, tickle fights, leather jackets, animated hand gestures, dancing in the rain, and loyalty.

remus- wandering through forests, the smell of vanilla, poetry, forgiving, long hugs, freshly baked cookies, soft smiles, sarcasm, leather bound books, typewriters, and courage.

peter- traitorous,