You Can’t Say That And Not Post A Picture.

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Hurt

Space opera

Enemies to lovers

what’s your fanfic life like? 

so march lasted 20 years but april is going to be 3 days

Piper: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, thou shalt see that it is barren!

Sirius: When you’ve been around as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.

James: Navy blue is not your colour.

Sirius: Navy blue brings out my eyes, you PRICK!

Jazzmeyinne

New tag game! Spell your name as atrociously as possible!

Khaghei (Kai)

@ohnoimfangirlingagain @that-bi-bliophile @pluto-is-real @gay-cannibal-noises @cleverclove @nikolai-lantsovs-bitch @narutohentailover69420  @deckeridoo @caffeine-and-tears @consultingravenclaw221b @riookazakisblog @kinda-ok-ish @ash-and-their-imagination @anyone who wants to! 

Distinguished mom 😂. Yes.

tag urself i’m functional cryptid

A collection of stuff that make me crack up laughing because the whole world is miserable and people need to laugh: (feel free to add some of your own)