My Boss Asked Me Why Red Hood Stopped By Today, And I Didn’t Know How To Explain Without Basically

So I took some wallets.

Long story short, who wants authentic GCPD police badges and ID’S

October is almost here, and everyone knows what that means!

Stay away from Spirit Halloween

Enter a suave prince:

Enter a stoic, aloof, handsome pirate:

Prince, falling in love at first sight: Marry me

Pirate: ?

Prince: M-Merry to meet you, sir

Pirate, shrugs, turns away:

Prince, to himself: Oh my god did I just propose to a stranger I am such an idiot-

Prince, glancing back at his handsome pirate:... Worth it, though

Ok so APPARENTLY I can talk to birds, not sure HOW, but I’m bored as fuck and wanna commit ✨C H A O S✨ so I’m taking villain/vigilante name suggestions, so please leave them in the comments. The best I’ve got is Corvid.

Thanks for the spam, @jaystellarbirb

And once more, I find myself hiding in a dumpster.

On a completely unrelated note, the GCPD do not like it when you put a glitter bomb in what you THOUGHT was the car of a bad cop

Getting caught pickpocketing is embarrassing enough. Getting caught because you tripped over your own feet, and seeing the target leave you five bucks out of pity is unexplainably worse.

"You dare talk to me like that? Who do you think you are?"

"The person tired of your bullshit."

✨that’s the point✨ but in the meantime I get free shit from gcpd cars and get stabbed once a week (Gotham central hospital night staff know me by name) and he gets to NOT deal with Batman. Seriously how has your grandpa NOT gotten the hell beaten out of him by lord emo yet?

Hey, @gothamradiokid could you tell you grandpa to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I got woken up, at three in the GOD DAMN MORNING because MY NEIGHBOR FUCKED UP, AND HE SENT SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH IT. Tell him to do that at midday or some shit, some of us are sheltering highly reactive new mama dogs, and need at least 30 minutes of sleep.