Ralph He Isnt Going Anywhere U Can Let Go . Ralph. Ralph.

Rip Stu Macher you would have loved the gleeful man-bitch vibes of early fallout boy

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

One super funny thing about the French Rev (that Victor Hugo even references in Les Mis) is the way it altered naming conventions, resulting in tons of WILD amazing ridiculous names!

Basically what happened was— during the French Rev the laws around registering names were relaxed, so people started giving extremely revolutionary names to themselves and their babies.

Sadly Napoleon’s government later cracked down on this. When Napoleon came into power he passed a restrictive law mandating that people had to choose among a list of “normal” names, banning the weird revolution ones, because he was a spineless coward afraid of the power these names had. The restrictive naming laws weren’t repealed until late in the 20th century.

But anyway here are some of my favorite French Rev baby names (taken from this list):

Mort Aux Aristocrates -“Death to Aristocrats”

Amour Sacré de la Patrie l’an Trois -“Sacred Love of the Fatherland Year III”

Lagrenade —“The Grenade”

Droit de l’Homme Tricolor “Right of Man Tricolor”

Égalité — “Equality”

Régénérée Vigueur— “Regenerated Strength”

Marat, ami du peuple -“Marat, friend of the people”

Marat, défenseur de la Patrie—“Marat, defender of the Fatherland”

La Loi-“The Law”

Philippe Thomas Ve de bon coeur pour la République — “Philippe Thomas ‘Go with a good heart for the Republic’”

Raison —“Reason”

Simon Liberté ou la Mort —“Simon “Freedom or Death””

Citoyen Français—“French Citizen”

Sans Crainte— “Without Fear”

Unitée Impérissable— “Imperishable Unity”

Victoire Fédérative— “Federal Victory”

Vengeur Constant —“Constant Avenger”

I’m rereading Ravenpaw’s Farewell, and he and barely are just. So gay.

Like they’re literally mates, it’s the cutest thing

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

        I am your completion! I am he last word of your unsatisfied, unsavory lives. I am your deliverer! I am your portal to the mysteries of oblivion! I am your Omega! Your bringer of infinite peace. You will embrace me! Your death is both my verdict upon you, and my gift to you. Accept it with grace. And thus farewell.

drew the scythe squad and I may or may not finish it, but here you go. works good for phone backgrounds : )

I think the craziest thing that happened in hannibal nbc has to be hannibal's schedule because my man was out there murdering people, eating them all while going unnoticed, working full time as a psychiatrist, playing several instruments + composing music, working with the FBI to lead them away from him, flirt with the guy trying to catch him, have random hookups, cook michelin star worthy meals, host dinner parties, go to the opera, frame the guy he fell in love with for his own crimes, go to therapy (more like yap about his crush to bedelia), spend several hours a week at the swimming pool, spend hours on tattlecrime reading about himself and that's not even all of it je lui tire mon chapeau like we say in french oh yes right he also speaks multiple languages!

Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

yess exactly--

so many of my literary favorites (including rand) are morally dubious, it just makes them more interesting

have you guys ever felt guilty for liking a character??

i KNOW i shouldn't like scythe rand but i feel like there's so much to her

i don't defend her actions at all but sometimes i sit and think about how she was before she was loyal to goddard

reblog if ur tumblr is a lesbian lounge. a bi break room, if you will. perhaps a pan pitstop. an ace space. a gay gathering. a homo hangout. a sapphic sleepover. im running out of puns to make but reblog if ur tumblr is a queer safe space. <333 my dms are always open for u guys, and i always love new mutuals <333