Woo Daddy Issues!!!!!

I SAW IT AND SENT IT TO THEM BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY THIS SITUATION

ROYAL GUY LEAVING HIS WIFE FOR A CUTE GUY

@goddess-queen-of-not-cheating @change-and-flourish @cloak-of-ares @the-eclipsed-sun @the-great-emperor-commodus @cups-and-men

"Well he's a cute lil guy.. looks like one of my dad's lizards.. a.. what'd he call them.. a kimono dragon? Or something?" She smiles a bit. Noodle the ferret climbs off her shoulder and into her lap, tilting his head at the little lizard.

OPEN STARTER: PETS?

Theo convinced Commodus to go to the zoo after his... incident with Rey. He's still in crutches, but the vial Bee gave him works wonders, since all he has are bandages for general support now, no casts needed. It's a medical miracle.

While at the zoo, he somehow manages to lose sight of Commodus. He decides that it is not a big deal and goes to the reptile enclosure section, where he goes to see the snakes, the lizards, the komodo dragons... All kinds of cool and probably venomous things. They fascinate him. Surprisingly enough, no one else seems to be there when he goes in.

When he leaves, he still can't find Commodus. He still decides that it isn't a big deal and leaves the zoo after checking out a couple more sections. Gods, he loves the zoo. It's amazing, and all the animals are so cool, and he can see everything he didn't get to see as a kid.

Then, once he leaves he finally notices that one of his sleeves feels... heavy. When he checks what it is, he can't believe his eyes. He quickly goes to the nearest bookshop and snatches at least three books about reptiles and specifically one species of reptile...

When you find him, he's sitting in the forest, books open on the ground. He's hunched over them, there's something in his hands and it sounds like he's softly scolding it. "Hey- Hey, come on, I'm trying to learn here- woah, don't eat the damn paper-" He hugs whatever he's got closer to himself. When you get close enough to see what he's holding, you realize...

Oh my gods, it's a tiny baby.

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Oh my god! The skrimblo has spoken!

(i'm so sorry to both Bill and the admin, i just got so happy qwerfvbhjio i adore and worship him)

I have like... three questions.

Had you ever possessed a human before Stanford? And if so, who and why? (If you don't mind saying of course)

If you had a human form, what would you wear? Would you be in a suit, or more casual clothes?

How many different dimensions have you visited, and which one is your favorite?

That's all! Thank you for your time! I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day/night Mr. Cipher!

RODE A TANK, HELD A GENERAL'S RANK, KILLED THE CZAR AND HIS MINISTERS, ANASTASIA SCREAMED IN VAIN! KNEW YOUR FATHER, I DID. AND DON'T BE TOO SURE I WASN'T IN THE GARDEN WITH MR. AND MRS. ADAM!

ALL YOU KIDS REALLY WANT ME TO BE SOME KINDA DAPPER, TWINKY "TUMBLR SEXY MAN" - AND I GET IT. MY SNAPPY LIL' TIE, CANE AND HAT GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS. HABERDASHERY COUNTS WHEN YOU NEED TO DISTINGUISH YOURSELF FROM A MYRIAD SEA OF OTHER SHAPES. AND THOSE LITTLE FANCY PARTS HAPPEN TO BE PART OF MY BIOLOGY! BUT THE KEY TO A GOOD INFILTRATION IS TO LOOK JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. LIKE STAND USERS! SO, YOU KNOW, IF THE HOBO I'M RIDING SHOTGUN IN ON MY WAY TO ROB FORT KNOX HAS HOBO CLOTHES AND SMELLS LIKE A WET BADGER, THEN SO BE IT! LEMME TELL YOU, OLD FORDSY WAS PRETTY BAD AT SHOWERING. BETWEEN HIS FUNK AND MCMEMORYLOSS'S SPITTIN' CHAW, THAT BASEMENT LAB GOT PRETTY RIPE!

MY CURRENT FAVORITE DIMENSION IS THIS ONE, BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW HAVEN'T MANAGED TO BLOW YOURSELVES UP YET! AND HECK, I LIKE ME A GOOD CHEESEBURGER. IT'S HARD TO GET THOSE IN A LOT OF OTHER DIMENSIONS, WHERE CRUELTY TO OTHER LIVING THINGS HAS BEEN OUTLAWED (NANNY DIMENSIONS. BORING. WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT CONFLICT AND STRUGGLE?)

YIPPEE *wraps him in a super fuzzy blanket and hands him like 20 different beanie-babies, a minecraft bee, a few axolotl plushies of various sizes, and some pink dolphin I got at the state fair like 6 years ago. also hands him a cup of hot chocolate with pumpkin spice creamer in it. and a massive Costco cookie for good measure*

I hope this makes you feel better since I doubt any amount of therapy will fix what you've gone through- of course, I'm all ears if you want to talk or something. You deserve to feel loved and appreciated and cared for like the rest of us!

Also, I feel like you definitely don't get enough credit for all you do for us. So thank you for bringing us light in the morning. Thank you for being there for humanity when you could. Thank you for helping us thrive! I don't know where we'd be without you.

I hope I can help make your day a little better :)

hey uh can i like.. wrap you in soft blankets and give you all the stuffed animals i own? you seem deeply traumatized and uh i think you need like all the TLC ever.

Oh. ...Well, I mean, I don't exactly object to that.

YES PLEASE I NEED MORE DADTINOUS 😭😭😭

I found a birthday au version of hold ‘em down called for the prince and it’s hilarious

literally fucking cuties

i love them so much

i need them injected into my bloodstream

coloured it

He is the monster rawr rawr rawr

AAA THE HIM 😭😭

epic!Apollo just a little fan art

AAAAAAA I LOVE THAT SO MUCH I'M GONNA EXPLODE I LOVE YOUR DESIGN FOR IRIS SHE'S SO PRETTY I LOVE THE BIG WINGS

The Godly Messengers - Iris and Hermes

(HC) They are buddies, even if Hermes took Iris' job as THE messenger after the war.

MOM!!! DTXGCFYJLKDFGHJKN [sobs]

i love this design im gonna VOMIT

can i have an iris (goddess of rainbows) scribble :D

:)