Rick: I'm Naturally Funny Because My Life Is A Joke.

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Random headcanons because it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want

Charlie:

💛Had his appendix removed

💛 In middle school he used to participate in “roast battles” and “rap battles” but would secretly get all his lines from the internet and pass them off as his own

💛 Has atleast two random tattoos from when he got a bit too drunk in his early twenties

💛 Says he only drinks black coffee to seem cool but orders the girliest drink you could imagine every time

💛 OG RuneScape scammer

💛 Has a Youtube channel where he posts gaming videos and mukbangs from time to time. Around 1k subscribers

💛 A surprisingly decent magician (curtesy of his uncle teaching him as a child)

💛 ^ Fully believed that everything Chris Angel did was real

Pim:

🩷 S tier knitting skills and creates matching ugly sweaters for his friends every Christmas

🩷 Tries his best not to damage wrapping whenever he’s opening a gift and keeps them in a cupboard for reusing

🩷 As a tadpole he wanted to become the tooth fairy when he was older. The thought of making kids all over the world smile made him warm inside (he also assumed that tooth fairy = rich if she just gives money to anyone)

🩷 Allergic to gluten (loser)

🩷 Worked as a clown for a few months in his early twenties. Not many fond memories.

🩷 Got scammed on RuneScape religiously and cried every single time

🩷 Played the tuba in high school band but doesn’t talk about it much

🩷 Takes jury duty a little too seriously

Alan:

❤️ Loves Bob Ross and is a very good painter

❤️ Competed in sudoku tournaments at a National level

❤️ Fish allergy (loser)

❤️ Afraid of the dentist which is why he takes his oral health very seriously so he never has to go

❤️ The “funcle” of his family. The kids think his bluntness is funny and can distract him easily so that they can run off and do their own thing

❤️Retired theatre kid

❤️Successfully replicated the toothpaste cap city from Willy wonka as a tween

❤️ Owns a boat but does not know how to fish and doesn’t even like the water

Glep:

💚 Part time DJ at a local club

💚 Has a masters degree in psychology for whatever reason

💚Wholeheartedly believes in almost every major conspiracy.

💚Pretends to be a child to get discounts and free items

💚 Is a member of a small dnd group that meets every Friday night

💚 Amazing singer but never knows the lyrics so he just makes up his own

💚I can honestly see him smoking some of that good stuff with Charlie after work

💚 Steals coworkers lunch from the fridge and does not feel bad about it

rb to let pim pimling dance on ur blog!

your pissed off circus OCs aren’t ready

Zach exorcising a cat

Zach Hadel if he sounded completely wasted

"in the name of depression I'll krill myself >_<!!!"

while am here

i found this

squishable

moloch MOVE THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU/silly

my wife is BACK