Why Do Potatoes Have More Chromosomes Than Us, What Do They Need Them For??????????

“Harry Potter saved kids lit”

excuse you, do not pay such disrespect to our chosen leader, Firestar

Warrior Cats saved kids lit by being full of like ongoing murder and intrigue and weird cat love triangles. Do you know how many of these books I bought when I was 11? We have an entire shelf of these bad boys.

and where else would we get these lines??

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

Look, guys, you need to know something really important about Batman.

The whole traditional English butler thing? Yeah, “master ____” is a form of address used for children. Alfred has been lowkey calling Bruce a manchild for decades.

And I think that’s beautiful.

TW: animal death / animal neglect

I wanted to draw this comic for a long time, but I never knew how to approach this issue. In my childhood all my friends had budgies, all of them were put aside somewhere and left alone. Treated like “annoying” decoration. Don’t get a bird if you can’t meet its needs.

angry anfisa masterpost

You’re doing soooo much for someone that doesn’t do shit for you….why? 

today’s mood

me: i think i like this character

character: dies

me: ok you know what? fuck this. i dont deserve this. do you know who i am? im a good person. i havent done anyone wrogn in my life. i dont deserve to go through this. i dont deserve this. i dont deserv

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements: