WHO THE FUCK IS THE DORA MOVIE FOR??? WHAT IS THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE

is no one gonna mention how harumi literally called garmadon “our father” like, me too sis, but its kinda weird

HEY GUYS i’m doing a survey for my linguistics assignment, could you please reply/reblog and tag where you’re from/where you grew up and what you call these?

when ur pet smushes their head into ur hand so u will pet them reblog if u agree

Although it is wrong it it's still technically not pedophilia because the Hagemen brothers said when he ages up he's physically around Nyas age and the definition of pedophilia "sexual feelings directed toward children" on google so if you said Lloyds relationships are pedophililic so is Nya and Jays. His mental age is different the Hagemen brothers said in the sons of Garmadon season his mental age is caught up but that means his mental age before was still a kid so it's still wrong to ship him because it could cause psychological issues.

Unpopular Ninjago opinion

Shipping Movie!Lloyd with any of the Movie!Ninjas would be good and healthy ships, because they’re the same age, while shipping Show!Lloyd with any of the Show!Ninjas aren’t okay, since Show!Lloyd is a minor and the rest of the Ninja’s aren’t

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angry anfisa masterpost

I didn't expect to actually cry but I am

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

Harumi part 1

I think the reason Harumi ticks me off so much is because she’s a character whose motivations feel skewed. Don’t get me wrong, as a character and as a villain I think she’s fantastic and she definitely ranks high on my list of favorite Ninjago villains, but one of the most interesting things about her (and one of the things I hate most) is that her motivations change all the time. She wants to hurt Lloyd, she wants him to join her side. She wants to save Ninjago, she wants to see it destroyed, she serves Garmadon as her father but runs from him when she sees he’s going to lose, she saves a family that she herself put in danger but then almost immediately goes back to being evil.

So my thought is this - despite being arguably one of the best villains on the show and a master manipulator, we don’t know exactly what she wants. I’m not sure Harumi even knows what she wants. Which is fair, if we understand that she’s a heavily-traumatized 16-20 year old. She’s a brilliant case study in how unhealthy coping mechanisms can develop into unhealthy lines of thinking and desires - essentially, what might’ve happened to Lloyd had he not found a loving support system he could trust.

There’s only a few times we’ve seen Harumi truly vulnerable, usually when she’s alone or away from people she’s putting on a manipulative front for (i.e. Lloyd and the ninja). These times are a) sitting alone on the Bounty looking at pictures of her parents, biological and adopted, b) when she’s asking Garmadon to make her his daughter, and c) when she saves that family at the end of Hunted. Each of these times we get the sense that what Harumi is really looking for is a sense of family and love, which somehow got convoluted with an obsession with Garmadon. Funnily enough, needing to be loved (and not abandoned) is also Lloyd’s driving inner motivation for pretty much everything he does. In s8 we get this back and forth of Harumi trying to destroy Lloyd from the inside out, and then Misako telling Lloyd to not let the good parts of himself go, and then Lloyd himself telling Harumi, “I won’t let it [the death of his family] do to me what it did to you.” On the inside, I think Harumi and Lloyd look very much the same, but they diverge when it comes to action - Lloyd chooses light and compassion, while Harumi chooses manipulation and rage.

Inside, Harumi is a mess of hatred and anger and an intense desire to be loved again - that emptiness she refers to when she puts the Mask of Hatred on. And it’s driven her to a point of near-madness, where at this point all that seems to matter to her is revenge. All of this anger and hatred really is directionless, so she directs it at the ninja, specifically Lloyd. But nevertheless, I cannot wait for the rest of Crystalized to explain to us what headspace Harumi is in these days - but I fully expect it to be far more unhinged than it was back in the Oni arc, as she falls farther and farther and subconsciously (or consciously) realizes what’s happened to her.

What I really want from Harumi before she inevitably kicks the bucket or redeems herself is a realization of what Lloyd told her back in s8: even if she convinced herself she was starting out with the intent to protect Ninjago, she’s actually driven by the chaos of her inner hatred and emptiness and has become the one who destroys families instead of saving them - we all THOUGHT she learned this lesson in Hunted but apparently not.

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

Relog if you feel like gender identity and sexual orientation should be taught about in public schools.