depression meals™ and depression shows™ are a thing but what about depression video games™?
The Sims Obsession. you think maybe 2 hours have passed. you look at the clock. it’s been 3 days
wanting to play your favourite game but instead just listening to the music for 3 hours straight
solitaire on your phone for 50 minutes while listening to sad music (or the video game music)
starting up old favourite games and then exiting out of them once you see the menu
spending two hours making a new character in an rpg and then realizing you can’t be bothered to actually play the game
an amazing new video game, one that you’ve been waiting for for months. it takes you 3 days to finish a 40+ hour game because anything that makes you feel this good and distracted is immediately an obsession. once you finish the game you feel absolutely dead inside
Wait, this looks familiar….
no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
I'm actually really gay
Poledancer! Yongsun is my new favourite thing
things tumblr needs to add:
lockable posts (so you can make a post unrebloggable)
when deleting a post, it deletes everywhere else.
proper block button, if twitter can do it, so can you.
proper reporting guidelines
okay yall remember that part in arkham knight where bruce sees talia’s sword and murmurs “talia” and you can just. leave him there staring at that goddamn sword for ages and when he finally pulls back he just says “im sorry” that part is the reason why i’m a half dead husk of a human being
Question for the Ninjago fandom.
This is from a magazine out in the UK now.
Is this normal ninja behaviour as far as anyone knows? I’m concerned for the ninjas.
Hey Ninjago fandom, Lloyd s u c k s >:3c
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?
Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you