MY WINGS HURT THIS IS SO FUCKED!! I CANT EVEN STRETCH THEM IM IN A STUPID DESK!!!!

YEAH !!!!! TELL ‘EM !!!!!! THAT’S NOT YOUR GUY. I’M YOUR GUY. i would NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!!!!!!

HAIIIII LOVE YA VRO X3

sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn't very mysterious of me

hiiiiii (esplodes)

HAIIIIIII!!!!!

Congrats on the pregnancy!

Excuse me… W H A T ?

chat i’m asexual…

I forgot :(

I forgot my account used to be for obsessive vents... I apologize to those who followed only for that reason and for restarting, I didn't want my main blog to be that and made a new blog to specifically be vents and what's on my mind.

You can follow that here if you still want occasional obsessive thoughts but it will not be often..

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

I’m wearing a Stitch ear headband in hopes that i can at some point transition into wearing my german shepherd ears!

Must. Spread. Whimsy.

Ok so i feel like an odd pup because i have bad texture issues with lots of meat so i try not to eat it much- but oughhhh its really good and i wish i didn’t have that issue cause man if i could dig into a pup bowl full of yummy Tri-tip oughhh jfbdjdbd

weeping 

Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying "I'm a stupid idiot" is not the same thing as saying "I did something wrong."

I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO TAIL WAG ONCE THE TAIL GETS HERE YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAY!!!!!!