Sexy Lady Stepping On A Business Man Trope Is Basically Spamvils Entire Dynamic. We All Know It’s True.

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@ that one anon that asked about some shenanigans with the Devilsknife - I think it’s a LOT of fun to imagine Jevil switching forms on a whim just based on Susie wanting a prop at that given moment

I’m bored so here’s what I think each non 50 blessings hotline Miami characters mask would be.

Biker- ik he is in 50B but if he did choose a traditional mask I’m 100% sure it would be a peacock. For one thing it’s a very elegant bird and would serve as a great foil to jackets rooster mask. For one a male peacock has very vibrant colors that match bikers (pink jacket can metaphorically match the flashy eye-feathers a peacock has). This would also complement bikers “guns blazing” play style. Showcasing how he’s more willing to question his part in 50Bs plot rather than put his head down and mindlessly obey their will (kinda like a chicken would). Bonus points for also mirroring the “cock joke” with richards mask. (Figure it out yourself)

Next is beard- a cat. Not a big cat but a regular orange tabby. Not only does he have chill “leave me be and I’ll be V. Cuddly vibes” like a cat but I 100% believe he would let a stray cat crash and live In his gas station. He’s just chill like a house cat and I respect that about him.

Evan wright- a vulture Lol. This one kinda explains itself, with some of mannys dialogue about “the press being vultures” aswell as Evan sniffing around dead bodies as opposed to killing the Russians himself. Not much else to say.

Onto the funny thicc skin man himself

Manny pardo- I’m more of the opinion that if he did have a mask, it would be a puppet mask (basically just phantoms face in mask form). Not only does him being a puppet suit him, with his actions mearly puppeting the fame of the masked maniac, he’s also a very hollow man. He chases fame to fill the void (it never works though). But if I 100% had to pick an animal it would be a German shepherd. Not only are they the dogs favored by the police but they also parallel the dogs used by the Russians. This club as a possible reference to manny being in kahoots with the son.

Speaking of which for the son- I’m torn between a panther or a shark mask. But Leaning towards a shark. As we can see he owns his own pet shark (I always assumed one given to him by his father) and I could definitely see his personality being compared to a sharks whole aesthetic. But a panther mask could work better as a reference to his fathers legacy. Aswell as showing how he lives in the shadows of his dad. Always wanting to win his approval but never getting it due to his death. All in all I’m more fond of the shark, as it is a mask not already in game (apposed to the panther) and it goes to show more of the son’s personality aswell as being his own thing not too connected to his dad.

Onto the henchman- he would be an eel all the way. A small fish with big Dreams only able to succeed at them by stealing the sons profits/hard work. He’s slippery and didn’t make too much of an impact outside of his bosses escapades. (No hate to the guy but he is unmotivated to work for what he wants. Floating in the middle rather than choosing his own destiny)

And for fun here’s a some bonus masks

Daniels- gives me big polar bear vibes. (An no not because he fat)

Barnes- coyote. I know it’s not a wolf but at least one of the “ghost wolves” had to be a canine.

THAT BOY CAN SHRED !!!

TW… dead body, Lacey’s games, greif, scars, minor SH

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Was sad when i couldn’t complete a goretober piece for October but then i realized this old drawing counts as a screen shot redraw!! So enjoy

We need a whole scene dedicated to them

Addison weapon headcanons and ideas

Every Addison gets a somewhat-personalised weapon (repeats exist). Every Addison also gets pop-up windows or screens that can act as shields (Click has learned to use them as platforms/hoverboards)

Oranges are firewalls, so they get literal walls of fire, fireballs and other fiery-attacks.

Yellows get small handheld sharp weapons (usually one for each hand).

Blues don’t get weapons but have very good shields, and can turn the visuals on the shield into projectiles.

Pinks gets arrows or arrow-shaped objects that they can summon and throw long range, along with a handheld-weapon that includes a sharp edge/blade. The two can be connected/fused in some ways (Example: Joyston, Scroll).

Aquatics (Eco) don’t have weapons, but have poppups (or other sea creatures?)

Spamton gets neither weapon nor shields, but every Addison also has a Heart Shaped object that can be used as a last-resort weapon. Using it that way is risky however.

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