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“ storytime ”

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Nikki Sixx + Eddie Munson

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“ villan and violent, infant and innocent ”

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Notes ;

- not proof read

- sfw / fluff !!

- special request from @nikki-sixxpixxx <3

- okay let's go!!!

Eddie was sat on Nikki's bed, waiting for Nikki to tell him stories from his band, Mötley Crüe, as Black Sabbath's “Into the void” played in the background 　 　

　　Of course, being his younger best friend, Eddie was a huge fan of Mötley Crüe. But he never really knew the stories from tours.

“You sure you want to hear the stories? Some of them are weird, you know.” Nikki said, settling down across from Eddie on the bed. Nikki's hair fell perfectly on his shoulders, no wonder why every girl wanted him.

“I'm sure, I know their weird. If they have anything to do with you, they're going to be weird.” Eddie respond abruptly. His messy hair sprawled across his back as the late evening sun shone directly onto him. He looked up and around Nikki's room, admiring the posters and all.

“Okay so, the spaghetti incident was like this bet between me and Tommy. Basically, we wanted to see who could fuck the most chicks without showering at all. This went on for a few weeks, before it got so bad, we needed to end the bet. So, me and this one chick, we were getting it on, y'know? Getting undressed and all, when all of a sudden. She gags. So I'm thinking 'she must have a bad gag reflex.' But no, it was me! I stunk so bad she threw up spaghetti on me. Directly on my dick too! She left, and I finally showered.” Nikki explained, using his hands while talking. He always did that, it made the story more interesting. After finishing, he looked up at Eddie.

His face pale, and jaw dropped, Eddie was left speechless. “She like... threw up actual spaghetti...? On you?" He said , clearly shocked. He looked at Nikki horrified when he nodded.

“Straight up! Now, which story you want to hear next? Telephone or Burrito?" Nikki chuckled.

“Telephone.”

“Alright. Me and Tommy, we were getting it on with this girl. We were fucking her, tommy in her mouth and me inside her. The girl was loose, so I looked at Tommy, and at the telephone in the room. Tommy nodded, knowing exactly what I was hinting at. Me and Tommy both pulled out and walked over to the phone, picking it up. I took the phone, and just stuck it in her. Tommy's dumbass called the girls mom! So when her mom picked up, all she heard was the wet sounds —”

“Thats disgusting, Nikki!” Eddie exclaimed, throwing a pillow at him.

“Thats me and Tommy for ya, Eddie.” Nikki chuckled

“A telephone though? And her mom?” Eddie sighed before speaking again. “Whats the burrito incident?”

“So, when we were on tour, we would cheat on our girls. Before we would see them, we would take burritos and rub them on our dicks to get rid of the smell of sex. You know that smell and how it stinks? Well, we had to use the burritos to cover the smell up. I'm telling you, it burned like hell. Vince was too impatient and had us rub them on as soon as they got out the microwave. Couldn't fuck for days because it hurt so bad.” Nikki mumbled, looking back up at Eddie before talking again. “You won't look at me like some kind of weird man whore because of this, right?”

“No, I won't. Your my best friend Nikki, nothing can change that. But, I do think your crazy for choosing burritos to rub on your... you know. I mean, of course it's going to burn! You do stupid things sometimes nikki.” Eddie chuckled, grabbing a vinyl off the shelf.

“Black Sabbath.” The vinyl read. God, was Nikki like a fan girl for Black Sabbath? How many vinyls does he have of this band.

“You should head home Eddie, it's almost 8 and you know what happens when my mom gets home and your over with no warning.” Nikki sighs

“Yeah. I'll see you later, Nikki!”

“Later, Eddie.”

“Fuckin telephone up a girl...that's insane..” Eddie mumbled once he was out Nikki's house.

This is so buns....💔💔

I didn't know how to end it so...yeah!!!

Favourite lesbian couple

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Izzy stradlin easter smut fic coming soon🩷🩷 happy Easter babes

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Hes so cutie I'm gonna sob

steven and a bear 🙁 oh my goodness sweet little my goodness

finn wolfhard x ftm reader that’s his co star, they become best friends while working on a horror movie together and they end up making out in one of their trailers before they finish getting ready for the movie and er also dry hump 🩷👅

" ten minutes. "

A (short) finn wolfhard fic <3

warnings; smut, dry hump(??)

Click away if uncomfortable with smut, I want everyone to be safe and comfortable.

" Ten minutes! " Your director called outside the trailer, but you weren't listening, and neither was Finn.

He had you up against the wall, his hands all over your body as he kissed you neck roughly. "So goddamn perfect, baby." He groaned, grinding his hips into yours.

"Finn—" You gasped breathlessly, tugging on his hair roughly as you let him explore your body.

"Shh, quiet or well get caught. We have ten minutes, let's try and make it count." He muttered, kissing all over your collarbone.

He groaned, grinding himself into your thigh in search of friction. How much time did they have left? Of course, this question was answered with their directors loud mouth "Call time! Let's go, let's go!"

"Shit, we'll finish this later, okay?"

Maybe this will get Sora off my ahh 💔💔

Short little fic while I work on the five hundred requests I have

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you should totally do like.. a smut alphabet nikki sixx fic..👅

One day vivi...one day soon...maybe now...!